40 Too Long

40 Too Long is a comedy album by American comedian Andrew Dice Clay, released in 1992. The album's name was taken from an argument he says he had with a Chinese clothing salesman who took his suit size (42 long) the wrong way and kept suggesting smaller sizes. Unlike Clay's albums previously, he tends to side more with the women in this one on just about everything. (His siding with women was also the theme of his 1992 HBO special, For Ladies Only.)

Tracks 1–29 comprise a show he recorded at Governor's Comedy Club in Levittown, New York, on December 17 and 18, 1991. The last two tracks are original songs recorded and sung by Clay. (Both songs would later be incorporated into the beginning and the end, respectively, of For Ladies Only on HBO.)

All tracks on this album were produced by Rick Rubin, except for tracks 30 and 31 which were produced by Clay himself.

Track listing

 * 1) Dice Goes to the Mall
 * 2) Dice Talks to the Salesmen
 * 3) Dice Buys a Suit
 * 4) Dice on Disasters
 * 5) Dice on Nutrition
 * 6) Dice Just Says No Leno
 * 7) Dice on Redheads
 * 8) Dice on Lasting Relationships
 * 9) Dice the Advocate
 * 10) Dice Stops for Gas
 * 11) Dice on Reading Material
 * 12) Dice on Orgasms
 * 13) Dice's Checklist
 * 14) What a Mess
 * 15) Dice on Reheaded Men
 * 16) Dice Knows When to Say When
 * 17) Dice on Complaints
 * 18) Dice and Truckdrivers
 * 19) Dice Jerks Off
 * 20) Dice on Manners
 * 21) Dice vs. Pee-wee
 * 22) Dice at the Drive-Thru
 * 23) Dice Gets Creative in Bed
 * 24) Dice Learns to Mambo
 * 25) Dice on Bodybuilders
 * 26) Dice Does It Like Dis
 * 27) Dice Has Random Thoughts
 * 28) Dice Greeting Cards
 * 29) Dice Rewrites History
 * 30) Let Yourself Go
 * 31) You May Be Dancing with Me