All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today

All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today is the debut full-length album by the American band Chocolate USA. Released in 1992, it was their first album for Bar/None Records. The band started working on it in 1990. It was recorded under Chocolate USA's former name, Miss America.

Critical reception
Trouser Press wrote that "Chocolate USA is nothing if not eclectic; although most of the album is acoustic slacker pop, 'Skyphilis/Air Raid' kicks off as a pastiche of Tommy Dorsey’s big band sound and glides into an extended free-jazz fantasy." The Tampa Bay Times called the album "rife with fragmented genius, nervous energy and a creative vibe so powerful, it could send shivers down a spine of stainless steel." The Times Union considered it a "wonderfully wild pastiche of pop." The Tampa Tribune deemed the album "a montage of silly love songs, jazz fusion, guitar-distortion noise and snippets of a taped correspondence."

Track listing

 * 1) Test (Julian Koster) :40
 * 2) All Jets Are Gonna Fall Today (Koster)  – 3:14
 * 3) Doogie Love Theme/Wysotsky's Tea (Koster)  – 2:25
 * 4) My Little Two Eyes (Koster)  – 3:04
 * 5) 100 Feet Tall (Koster)  – 2:36
 * 6) The Feelies Show (Eric Morrison)  – 3:02
 * 7) Skyphilis/Air Raid (Koster)  – 3:46
 * 8) The Shower Song (Koster)  – 3:57
 * 9) Wash My Face (Koster)  – 4:32
 * 10) Two Dogs (Koster)	 – 1:58
 * 11) Vocal Exercise No. 1 (Koster) :32
 * 12) The Crashing Song (Koster)  – 2:33
 * 13) Luniks Furniture (Koster)  – 2:39
 * 14) Kriss Ford (Koster)	 – 2:43
 * 15) Kathy (Koster)  – 1:38
 * 16) Nervous Aged Catalunian (Koster)  – 3:07
 * 17) Loud (Koster)  – 4:22
 * 18) Smile (Koster)  – 3:27
 * 19) She's an Aeroplane (Koster)  – 4:21

Personnel

 * Julian Koster - vocals, guitar, bass
 * Liza Wakeman - violin