Breast Cancer Show Ever

"Breast Cancer Show Ever" is the ninth episode in the twelfth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 176th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 15, 2008. The episode was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. In the episode, Eric Cartman's disrespectful behavior puts him on the wrong side of Wendy Testaburger when he mocks her presentation on breast cancer awareness, which leads to Wendy threatening to beat him up after school. The episode was rated TV-MA L in the United States.

Plot
During Wendy Testaburger's presentation on breast cancer, Eric Cartman ridicules her while their teacher Mr. Garrison does very little to stop him. After class, as Wendy is putting up posters to raise breast cancer awareness, Cartman continues to mock her efforts, to Wendy's increasing fury. Wendy then challenges Cartman to a fistfight after school. Butters Stotch informs his classmates of this, including Bebe Stevens, who alerts her peers in the girls' bathroom. Word of the upcoming fight quickly spreads throughout the school, including to the kindergarten class and the isolated Goth students (who were mistaken to be emo).

After Cartman hears Butters say that their peers will reject him if a girl beats him up, Cartman becomes frightened and reluctant. He tries to call off the fight with quiet apologies (attempting to keep the rest of the school from hearing it and pretending that he is brave and "hardcore", in order to avoid being called a coward), bribery, and desperate claims. When Wendy tells Cartman, "I'm going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear", he chokes down his underwear, attempting to appease her, but this only disgusts and angers her further.

Cartman tries to convince Stan Marsh to talk Wendy out of it, but Stan does not believe he can do anything to stop her. Desperate to avoid the fight, Cartman defecates on Mr. Garrison's desk in order to get detention. Butters, Craig Tucker, and Jimmy Valmer tell Cartman there are rumors that he deliberately got detention to avoid the fight, and that they rescheduled the fight for the following morning before school.

Later, Cartman plays the victim by having his mother convince Wendy's parents that he is being tormented and bullied by Wendy at school. Wendy's parents forbid her from fighting and she reluctantly acquiesces. Cartman then taunts Wendy further by making faces at her and giving her the middle finger, unseen by the adults, further enraging Wendy, who knows that she can no longer fight back lest her parents find out. Due to the severe warnings from her parents, Wendy is a no-show for the fight the following morning, arriving only in time to begin school. Cartman takes the opportunity to call her names like "chicken", convincing the others that she is a coward. In class, Cartman taunts Wendy further by giving a mock presentation on breast cancer in class to rub her face in his victory. Wendy, losing her temper, begins to attack Cartman but is called to Principal Victoria's office.

After Wendy assures her that there will be no fight between her and Cartman, Principal Victoria commends Wendy for all she has done to spread awareness of breast cancer, and reveals that she is a breast cancer survivor herself, to Wendy's astonishment. Principal Victoria continues to talk about cancer, using underlying subtext, refers to Cartman as a cancer that is "pure evil" and "a fat little lump that needs to be destroyed." She then concludes by explaining, "When you have cancer, you fight. Because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not. You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless." Realizing that Cartman will never stop of his own will, and that she has Principal Victoria's support, Wendy decides to fight him.

Wendy then meets Cartman on the playground for the fight, and Cartman makes final efforts to escape the situation, but he eventually gives in and decides to fight. Although Cartman briefly gains the upper hand, Wendy dominates the fight and soon emerges victorious with only a few bruises, while leaving Cartman bruised, bloody, and having knocked out many of his teeth. The other students cheer her, and after Wendy leaves and a few students disperse, Cartman begins to sob in front of the remaining students. He bemoans that he will no longer be considered "the cool kid," but Cartman's classmates assure him that they never thought he was cool in the first place; they have always hated him, and they could not possibly think any less of him. Cartman misinterprets this as them pretending to not think differently about him in order to make him feel better, reasoning that if they are trying to make him feel better, they must still like him. Cartman is suddenly elated at this thought, leaving the others perplexed.

Cultural references
The plot of the episode is loosely based on the film Three O'Clock High. The fight scene is also based on that of the film Snatch and references the ending scene of There Will Be Blood. In the DVD commentary, Parker and Matt Stone refer to the character's interactions in the episode as thematically similar to the cartoon show Peanuts and "kids being kids". While Cartman awaits the fight in class, Mr. Garrison says, "So you see, at this point Euripides knew he could not win the battle", referencing The Frogs, a comedic play by Aristophanes where the Greek tragedians Euripides and Aeschylus are measured against one another, the better to be revived so he can "educate the thoughtless" and rid Athens of evil politicians that are ruining the city (1500-1502, The Frogs).

Reception
The A.V. Club graded the episode a B+, stating "All in all, not the most-ambitious episode, but that actually worked in its favor: Outside of Wendy's crib from There Will Be Blood at the end, it could have been broadcast 10 years ago and worked, and I also have a feeling it will still be funny 10 years from now since it wasn't crammed with instantly-dated references". IGN gave the episode an 8.2/10 rating, stating "While this is a fun sequence, and a nice bit of observation, the episode does seem somewhat anticlimactic. It's amusing that Cartman thinks he somehow achieved something when he finds out the kids always thought he sucked and their opinion of him 'couldn't possibly be any lower'. Massive self-delusion is part of Cartman's 'charm'. But the episode is unusually focused for South Park and once the fight is over there's a sense (perhaps intentionally?) of 'that's it?'. It's not one of the best episodes ever, but it's a solid old-school installment that offers up some truly great moments – many of them quintessential Cartman. Which is always fun to watch".

Home release
"Breast Cancer Show Ever", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park's twelfth season, were released on a three-disc DVD set and two-disc Blu-ray set in the United States on March 10, 2009. The sets included brief audio commentaries by Parker and Stone for each episode, a collection of deleted scenes, and two special mini-features, The Making of 'Major Boobage and Six Days to South Park.