Camper Vantiquities

Camper Vantiquities is a 1993 rarities compilation album by musical group Camper Van Beethoven, released on I.R.S. It included the earlier EP Vampire Can Mating Oven and a number of other unreleased tracks, compiled by bassist Victor Krummenacher a few years after the band split up. The 2004 re-release added several more tracks, all demo versions of songs that appeared on the band's two Virgin Records albums.

Original 1993 version

 * 1) "Heart" (David Lowery) – 3:08
 * 2) "Never Go Back" (Victor Krummenacher, Greg Lisher, Lowery, Chris Pedersen, Jonathan Segel) – 3:24
 * 3) "Seven Languages" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 4:12
 * 4) "Axe Murderer Song" (Lowery) – 2:28
 * 5) "SP37957" (Krummenacher, Lowery, Jonathan Segel) – 3:04
 * 6) "Crossing Over" (Krummenacher, Lowery, Chris Molla, Segel) – 3:24
 * 7) "Guardian Angels" (Lowery, Molla) – 2:06
 * 8) "I'm Not Like Everybody Else" (Ray Davies) – 3:24
 * 9) "AC Cover" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 3:01
 * 10) "Porpoise Mouth" (Joe McDonald) – 2:38
 * 11) "(We Workers Do Not Understand) Modern Art" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 2:58
 * 12) "We Eat Your Children" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 3:49
 * 13) "Six More Miles to the Graveyard" (Hank Williams) – 2:57
 * 14) "Ice Cream Everyday" (Box O' Laffs, Curkendall, Hart, Lowery, Molla) – 4:04
 * 15) "Processional" (Krummenacher, Lisher, Lowery, Pedersen, Segel) – 3:48
 * 16) "Photograph" (George Harrison, Ringo Starr) – 3:14
 * 17) "Om Eye (Sweet Isthmus)" – 2:06 [hidden track]

2004 CD reissue

 * 1) "Heart" – 3:07
 * 2) "Never Go Back" – 3:24
 * 3) "Seven Languages" – 4:12
 * 4) "Axe Murderer Song" – 2:28
 * 5) "SP37957" – 3:04
 * 6) "Crossing Over" – 3:24
 * 7) "Guardian Angels" – 2:06
 * 8) "I'm Not Like Everybody Else" – 3:24
 * 9) "AC Cover" – 3:01
 * 10) "Flowers (Fox Demo)" – 3:03
 * 11) "One of These Days (Fox Demo)" – 3:27
 * 12) "Humid Press of Days (Fox Demo)" – 2:55
 * 13) "All Her Favourite Fruit (Fox Demo)" – 5:14
 * 14) "Silent Monster" – 2:54
 * 15) "Porpoise Mouth" – 2:38
 * 16) "(We Workers Do Not Understand) Modern Art" – 2:58
 * 17) "We Eat Your Children" – 3:49
 * 18) "Six More Miles to the Graveyard" – 2:57
 * 19) "Ice Cream Everyday" – 4:04
 * 20) "Processional" – 3:48
 * 21) "Photograph" – 3:33

Personnel

 * Anthony Guess – Drums
 * Victor Krummenacher – Bass
 * Greg Lisher – Guitar
 * David Lowery – Guitar (Rhythm), Vocals
 * Chris Molla – Guitar, Mandolin
 * Chris Pedersen – Guitar, Violin, Drums, Keyboards, Vocals (background)
 * Jonathan Segel – Guitar, Violin, Keyboards, Vocals