Category talk:1953 in San Marino

Scott Sherry was elected the San Marino King in 1953, when he was the winner of the annual kicking and throwing of the chairs competition. The competition has been held ever since. In 2016, another competition was created. The "Who can kick the suitcase the furthest." Futhermore, Scott held a one man tournament in a local nightclub, where he forcefully kicked a bar chair into oblivion. The furthest a chair has ever travelled. He is also known to have many female specimens at his disposal. Loud noises also scare him. There are no alarm clocks in San Marino. They were outlawed in 1953, when Scott elected to stare at people, until they woke up each day. Agressive Poking is also an option.

Despite his many Female Specimens; he's also known to frequent many strip clubs alone. And spends upwards of €300 at any one time.

This is, of course, if he puts his contact lenses in the correct way and isn't screaming on people's lawns.

— Preceding unsigned comment added by 188.220.149.179 (talk) 20:16, 3 March 2016 (UTC)