Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

"Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" is a song by Popstars: The Rivals contestants the Cheeky Girls. Written by Pete Kirtley and Tim Hawes (under the name The Cheeky Boyz) and the girls' mother Margit Irimia, the song was released as a single on 5 January 2000, while the show was still running, and was later included on the group's debut album PartyTime. The song spent four non-consecutive weeks at number two in the UK Singles Chart in January 2000 and March 2000. It was also successful in several other European countries, reaching the top 10 in the Netherlands and the Flanders region of Belgium. Despite its success, the song was voted the worst pop record of all time in a Channel 4 poll, in July 2001.

Track listings
UK CD1
 * 1) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (radio edit) – 3:21
 * 2) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (Christmas mix) – 3:27
 * 3) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (clubstar remix) – 6:09

UK CD2
 * 1) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (radio edit) – 3:21
 * 2) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (LMC remix) – 5:18
 * 3) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (extended mix) – 6:05
 * 4) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (video)

UK 12-inch single
 * A1. "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (radio edit)
 * A2. "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (extended original mix)
 * B1. "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (LMC remix)
 * B2. "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (clubstar remix)

UK cassette single
 * 1) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (radio edit)
 * 2) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (LMC remix)

European CD single
 * 1) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (radio edit) – 3:21
 * 2) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (clubstar remix) – 6:09

Australian CD single
 * 1) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (radio edit) – 3:23
 * 2) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (Christmas mix) – 3:29
 * 3) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (clubstar remix) – 6:06
 * 4) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (LMC remix) – 5:21
 * 5) "Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" (video)