Children (The Bear)

"Children" is the fifth episode of the third season of the American television comedy-drama The Bear. It is the 23rd overall episode of the series and was written and directed by series creator Christopher Storer. It was released on Hulu on June 26, 2024, along with the rest of the season.

The series follows Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto, an award-winning New York City chef de cuisine, who returns to his hometown of Chicago to run his late brother Michael's failing Italian beef sandwich shop. In the episode, The Bear staff prepares to welcome a Tribune photographer as they await for the review, while Carmy and Richie receive devastating news.

Plot
Sydney (Ayo Edebiri) helps Marcus (Lionel Boyce) in selling his mother's house and packing her stuff. Later, Richie (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) sends a news article to Carmy (Jeremy Allen White); Chef Terry has surprised by announcing the closure of Ever after 30 years. This makes Carmy question if The Bear can sustain for long.

To help the restaurant, Cicero (Oliver Platt) brings in a friend, Nicholas "The Computer" Marshall (Brian Koppelman), an accountant, to check on the costs and offer some possible cuts. The Computer suggests reducing the amount of meals while also adding one more day to the restaurant's schedule. He and Cicero also state that another possible way to cut costs is to fire Marcus, as the restaurant does not really need a pastry chef. Natalie (Abby Elliott) immediately shuts down the suggestion.

With just one hour before the Chicago Tribune reporter shows up to photograph the restaurant for the review, forcing the staff to quickly organize. In particular, they struggle to prepare a duck dish mentioned in the review, whose ingredients they do not have on hand due to the daily menu changes. As Fak (Matty Matheson) and Theodore (Ricky Staffieri) argue, they are joined by their brother Sammy (John Cena). As they bluff the tables, Sammy gets into an argument with Theodore for stealing his SD cards. Richie tries to get the brothers in control, when the photographer arrives. Carmy goes to the basement, where he opens a box containing a notebook. It includes photo, one of which includes Donna smiling.

Development
In May 2024, Hulu confirmed that the fifth episode of the season would be titled "Children", and was to be written and directed by series creator Christopher Storer. It was Storer's 12th writing credit and 16th directing credit.

Casting
The episode features a guest appearance by John Cena, who plays Sammy Flak. According to Matty Matheson, "He was a pro. Showed up, didn't even look at a script, just was fully prepared. Genuinely very inspiring, like, that's how I want to show up on another set."

Music
The episode featured many songs, including "Dream Little One, Dream" by Walter Schumann and Charles Laughton, "Purple Heather" by Van Morrison, and "Mixed Emotions" by The Rolling Stones.

Release
The episode, along with the rest of the season, premiered on June 26, 2024, on Hulu. Originally, the season was scheduled to premiere on June 27, 2024.

Critical reviews


Jenna Scherer of The A.V. Club gave the episode a "B–" grade and wrote, "I've gone on record as a hardcore stan of the Fak bros. This season in particular, Neil and Ted have been adding much-needed belly laughs to even the most serious, somber episodes. But in this installment — and I really hate to say it — I officially hit the upper limit of my Fak tolerance."

Marah Eakin of Vulture gave the episode a 2 star out of 5 rating and wrote, "When you see Carmy digging through a box of photos in the basement labeled “DD,” you just know something's coming soon in the pipeline." A.J. Daulerio of Decider wrote, "This show is fully capable and, at times, excellent at showing the dark tunnels grief can create. And it's not just grief for the dead – it's the grief for the living that can feel the most impossible, the most volatile." Brady Langmann of Esquire wrote, "I'm not ready for Sydney to split from Carmy. Really, all I want is to see season 1 of Matter of Fak drop before the next episodes of The Bear."

Critics reacted negatively to John Cena's guest appearance. The Washington Post considered his appearance "distracting", while Ben Travers of IndieWire wrote, "Cena is just... too polished for this clan of charmingly schlubby Chicagoans." Vulture wrote, "there was never a moment when he was onscreen in this episode that I believed that was Sammy Fak." The A.V. Club wrote, "he's got great chemistry with his costars. But the vibe is all wrong, and not just because he doesn't look like a Fak boy. It seems like Storer was so eager to write for Cena that he accidentally let Sammy completely dominate the episode." Alan Sepinwall wrote, "When past episodes brought in notable guest stars like Bob Odenkirk or John Mulaney, they instantly felt like people in this world; Cena's the first one to play as stunt casting."