Don't Drink the Water

Don't Drink the Water may refer to:

Film, theatre, and television

 * Don't Drink the Water (play), a 1966 play by Woody Allen
 * Don't Drink the Water (1969 film), a film adaptation of the play starring Jackie Gleason
 * Don't Drink the Water (1994 film), a television movie by Allen, adapted from his play
 * Don't Drink the Water (TV series), a 1974–75 UK sitcom, a spin-off from On the Buses
 * Don't Drink the Water (game show), a programme on the UK channel Challenge
 * "Don't Drink the Water" (Alienators: Evolution Continues), a television episode
 * "Don't Drink the Water" (Ben 10), a television episode

Songs

 * "Don't Drink the Water" (Dave Matthews Band song), 1998
 * "Don't Drink the Water" (Stone Gods song), 2008
 * "Don't Drink the Water", by Brad Paisley from This Is Country Music, 2011
 * "Don't Drink the Water", by Colin Hay from Wayfaring Sons, 1990
 * "Don't Drink the Water", by Joe Cocker from Cocker, 1986
 * "Don't Drink the Water", by Justin Townes Earle from The Saint of Lost Causes, 2019
 * "Don't Drink the Water", by Tears for Fears from Raoul and the Kings of Spain, 1995

Other uses

 * Don't Drink the Water, a 2006 album by Krum (recording as Playdough)
 * "Don't Drink the Water", a short story by Jeffrey Archer included in his 2006 collection Cat O'Nine Tales