Draft:Boston morning tea party

The British were loitering in Boston harbor before I finished my morning tea. I wanted to vibe and was conflicted since they wanted to party. And in agreement within minutes the had a morning tea and signed the declaration of Indepenbag. Heaven they cheered and one bag united the 13 colonies forever and created a box fan loop (only 10 hours long) starring King George Clooney! All hail the king!!