Draft:Cangs, What is it?

In this article, we will be talking about the wonderful world of Cangs. What is it? Where is it? Why doesn't it show up on our maps? Cangs is a country located in the Pacific Ocean, It is west of South America, and in the continent of West America. The National Board of Cangs (The Canlgish government) pays satellites to block West America from all maps. The language, Canglish is used on the east coast of Cangs, it is a language developed by the early first nations. Back then, it was called Mbnhmjti (Mob-nuh-jit-ee). Not to soon after, Australians found the land. They decided that since the first nations were here, that they can lead the place, eventually the Mbnhmjti people started developing the Austraillian accent, and the Australlian people developed the Mbnhmjti accent. This formed the Canglish accent. Later on, the Canglish people found a tree native to the land, the chrysalis tree. It was the coolest tree ever! It made berries and syrup, it also breeded animals within it's roots and branches, including bees, making chrysalis honey! But the craziest fact about the chrysalis tree, was that there was greese on the leaves that could be used to make potions! This is truly the coolest country ever!