Draft:David Lathan Gage McNees

David Lathan Gage McNees was born on April 16th 2004. He goes by "Gage", so much so that others who are unaware of his full legal name are flabbergasted when they learn his legal first name is David. He has hair that would classify him as a redhead, some might even say a "ginger", but do not hold that against him. "Gage" graduated from North Iredell High School in 2022, and according to official sources did not attend his own graduation due to lingering loyalties to Concord High School, where he attended for earlier years of his secondary education. Gage's only place of employment as of the time this article is being written is as an associate at Food Lion #1411, which he did not start working at until he was eighteen years old (embarrassing!). As an "associate" he pretty much does everything in the store. Gage is in the process of obtaining an Associates Degree in Spanish from Mitchell Community College because he is wildly obsessed with linguistics, etymology, and travel. He will attend Appalachian State University in Fall 2024 to continue his education, although there are rumors of him transferring to NC State solely because they offer a course on one of his favorite books, Don Quixote. Gage has great music curation skills, particularly a certain playlist on Spotify. The official source of all of this very accurate and reliable information is his amazing girlfriend Regina Frances Trifaro, and you can quote me on that. This probably won't get published but it's worth a shot. Love you Gage.