Draft:Dwabudwas

The Book About Dwas

By: Joash Lim (main director and editor)

And Justin Song(main writer and illustrator)

Note about this book: This book might contain pictures or stories about deceased dwas, which may be offensive to some dwas. Please read with caution.

“I found a dwa. – Joash

Overview

Dwabudwas are little creatures that appear as small white spheres, usually measuring about 10cm in diameter. They have floating spheres as hands usually measuring 3mm in diameter and have no legs, but they waddle on their round underside. These social creatures tend to march in groups of 6 by 9, making them a remarkable sight. Dwabudwas are extremely soft and squishy, and their texture is similar to that of a stress toy you would find in a toy shop. They are not fussy eaters and can consume anything they want, but their favourite food remains to be the leaves of the wiener trees.

They tend to have a great memory and can remember things for years, but if they don’t want to remember it, they can erase it from their minds like it never happened and will only remember it again if someone mentions it again. They are extremely helpful creatures and will help you do anything you want and in return, you must give them food and shelter, if not you will get cursed with bad luck. You can actually eat them cooked or raw and they can taste like anything but lemons (because we already have lemonlums). Their taste depends on your thought, if you’re a good person they will taste like something you like, if not they will taste like something you don’t like. It might sound bad to eat such an innocent creature but, when a dwa gets to a certain age they will start to feel pain everywhere while making it unbearable to live so they offer themselves to feed our stomachs so they can rest in peace.

History

The origin of the dwabudwas has been a source of intrigue and fascination for many, with numerous theories proposed to explain their existence. Despite this, only one theory is widely accepted as true, and it tells a remarkable story of adventure, perseverance, and discovery that is nothing short of extraordinary. This theory is a testament to the human spirit of exploration and our desire to uncover the mysteries of the world around us. It is a tale that inspires and captivates and will continue to be told for generations to come.

According to this theory, two brave explorers, Joash and Justin, embarked on a daring mission to Uranus, one of our solar system's most distant and mysterious planets. Their journey was fraught with danger and uncertainty, but they were undeterred in their quest to uncover the secrets of this enigmatic world.

For months, they travelled through the treacherous void of space, enduring countless challenges, and hardships along the way. Finally, on the 9th of September, they arrived at their destination, and their eyes opened to the magnificent sight of Uranus' swirling clouds and colourful rings.

As they descended into the planet's atmosphere in their trusty pods, they were met with howling winds and violent gusts that threatened to knock them off course at every turn. But they pressed on, determined to reach their destination - the core of Uranus.

As they journeyed deeper into the planet's molten core, they suddenly stumbled upon an unexpected sight - a tiny, creature, no larger than a speck. Joash and Justin were amazed as they observed the creature's movements, realising they had stumbled upon a new species - the dwabudwas.

Their discovery would go down in history as one of the greatest achievements of mankind, a testament to the human spirit of exploration, discovery, and perseverance in the face of

adversity. The story of Joash and Justin's journey to Uranus and their encounter with the dwabudwas is a story that will continue to captivate and inspire generations to come.

Dwa Days

The dwa calander works similarly to the human calendar on Earth. A day on Uranus is 17 hours and 14 minutes.

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Dwa Day(Uranus)

Human Day(Earth)

Day

17 hours and 14 minutes

24 hours

Year

84 Earth years

1 day

Hour

24

Special Days

9th of September – Dwabudwa Day.

11th of November – Dumbudwa-Free-Day. The 12 see-the-future dwas don’t need to look at Saturn for this day, as the dumbudwas will always be on holiday.

1st of January -

6th of September – Census Day. Every year no this date, all the dwas come to one place to hold a census.

By Joash Lim

And Justin Song.

Joash Lim is a dwa-certified expert at dwanology.

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