Draft:Hardware Store (song)

"Hardware Store" is a song by the American satirist and parody artist "Weird Al" Yankovic from his 2003 album Poodle Hat.

Background
According to Yankovic. The song was originally going to be a pastiche, but he won't say which artist.

Personnel
According to the CD liner notes,


 * "Weird Al" Yankovic – lead and backing vocals, keyboards
 * Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz – drums,
 * Jim West – guitars
 * Steve Jay – bass
 * Lisa Popeil – female backing vocals