Draft:Ian Mark Robert Attmore

Ian Mark Robert Attmore is currently a student at the University of South Carolina who is widely regarded as "extremely attractive" and "a comedic genius/shitposter." Others have been quoted as saying he "has a projector" and "isn't that bad to hang out with." He is most well known for acting like a dumbass and his antics regarding Project Scott, a true human achievement made by Ian on Valentines Day of 2024. He is also the creator of many intramural teams and the cofounder of the University of South Texas with his brother.

Controversies
Ian Mark Robert Attmore has been involved in a few controversies, most recently his long-standing conflict with the squirrel people at UofSC. In January of 2024, he was recorded as having been "very kind and sweet" to the squirrelers but unfortunately, they did not reciprocate the kind sentiment. This led to a days-long conflict which ended with Ian being, wrongfully, banned from the squirrel chat.

He has also been banned from Tinder...

Project Scott
Project Scott was an important step in the history of mankind, planned out by John Koch and executed by Ian Mark Robert Attmore. This historic undertaking was a valiant attempt to get a Valentines Day date with Scott Crittenden.

The Projector
Ian Mark Robert Attmore is also known for his ability to have a projector, which is used in A454.