Draft:Jewish Space Laser Agency (JSLA)

The Jewish Space Laser Agency (JSLA) was founded in 2021 after Marjorie Taylor Greene accused Jews of using space lasers to start Californian wildfires. The JSLA was not formed by the Rothschild family and has no association with them. The JSLA is committed to developing space laser technology in order to end antisemitism. While conducting research in 2024 the JSLA accidently caused a small earthquake along the east coast and claimed full responsibility and apologized for the inconvenience. The JSLA is continuing research and hopes to provide new space laser technology. JSLA is based in the head of Marjorie Taylor Greene renting out the empty space.

(This is satire not real so stop being antisemitic it's not cool)