Draft:Nigerian Brimsnake

The Nigerian Brimsnake hails from the North Western region of Nigeria. This snake is a rare species, although it shares many common traits as other popular snakes in the area. The Nigerian Brimsnake enjoys Piña Colada’s as well as getting “caught in the rain”. When hungry, the Nigerian Brimsnake often opts for a salami and cheese roll-up after long walks on the beach with its significant other.

Although a non-venomous snake, one should fear the Nigerian Brimsnake due to its notorious arena ranking in 2’s and 3’s. The Nigerian Brimsnake does not go down easily. When upset, the Nigerian Brimsnake is known for inting bot lane as a support carry, with a CS higher than any ADC known to man.

During the warmer months, one can observe this beautiful and rare breed slithering back and forth, to and fro, in the breeze to music such as but not limited to the following: Taylor Swift, King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard, Bruno Mars, and Reba McEntire.

If you are lucky enough to stumble upon the beauty of this beast, please, remember to shower it with affection as it is truly one of a kind.