Draft:The Death of old Cabello

'The Death of old Cabello' is a fake story made up by me for the purpose of this article. It is about an old man named Cabello and you'll never guess what happens next!

HE DIES

Hahahaha no way. Anyway let me tell you the tale of old man Cabello

In a town just outside of Xharlenfel [ xɐɺɤɴ̥βɤɺ] (Good luck pronouncing that :) ) siree ol' Cabello lived. Everyone knew him, I would say he was town famous but that wouldn't be doing him justice, EVERYONE new him, even in Xharlenfel. He was a local legend, a hero of the ages one may say. But this tale isn't about his rise to power, however you can find that here ___. Old Cabello, as mentioned before, was a famous lad. But as history has shown us time and time again all famous lads have enemies. Even old Cabello! See, old Cabello knew a few people, a few, lets say un-reputable people. These people inadvertently made him famous by spreading his old name around. Once oldy witch Camila got her grubby little hands on the news of Old Cabello's rise, she hated him more. These two have hated each other for a while now, although once oldy witch Camila heard about old Cabello's fame she was mad. In fact, mad might be an understatement! She was infuriated... mmh no. Frenzied? Nah... BANANAS! She was absolutely bananas. The crooked nose stitched onto her face almost fell off. Trust me, it was not a pretty sight. Anyway, oldy witch Camila was so stirred up that she grabbed an airport and threw it at Old Cabello. This day was a sad day... the day where we lost our favourite old cabe-ohhhh. I cant get through this without crying. We lost old Cabello. A sight of blood and bones, the airport was gone and with old Cabello. He was a great lad to be remembered throughout history. I hope you know now how great oldy sir Cabelliomaska was. He was great and such a tragic loss that day...

He will be remembered