Esio Trot

Esio Trot is a 1990 children's novel by British author Roald Dahl. The title is an anadrome of "tortoise". It was the last of Dahl's books to be published in his lifetime; he died just two months later.

Unlike other Dahl works (which often feature tyrannical adults and heroic/magical children), Esio Trot is the story of an aging lonely man (Mr Hoppy), trying to make a connection with a person that he has loved from afar (his widowed neighbour, Mrs Silver).

In 1994, Monty Python star Michael Palin narrated the English language audiobook recording of the book. In 2015 it was adapted by Richard Curtis into a BBC television film, Roald Dahl's Esio Trot, featuring Dustin Hoffman and Judi Dench as the couple, with James Corden narrating. Geoffrey Palmer narrated a second English-language recording in 2023.

Plot
Mr. Hoppy is a shy elderly bachelor who lives alone. For many years, he has had a secret love, the widowed Mrs. Silver. His courage fails him whenever he prepares to hint at his true feelings for her.

She has a small pet tortoise, Alfie, who is the center of her world. One morning, Mrs. Silver mentions to Mr. Hoppy that even though she has owned Alfie for many years, he has barely grown. She wishes she knew of some way to make her little Alfie grow into a larger, more dignified tortoise. Mr. Hoppy gives her a "spell" written on a piece of paper, which Hoppy tells Silver to whisper in the tortoise's ear. In reality, Hoppy has gone to pet shops to buy tortoises of varying sizes and builds a special tool to help him snatch the tortoise from Mrs. Silver's balcony.

Mr. Hoppy continues to switch Mrs. Silver's current pet with larger ones, but she still does not perceive that her pet is growing in size, until Mrs. Silver notices that Alfie can no longer fit through the door to his house. Mr. Hoppy summons his courage and asks Mrs. Silver if he can come down and see the effect for himself. Mrs. Silver gladly grants his request. She thanks her friend for the spell, but the tortoise can no longer fit in the house. Hoppy tells her how to "reverse" the spell (meaning that Hoppy reverses the procedure from before), then Mr. Hoppy asks Mrs. Silver for her hand in marriage. She accepts.

2023 censorship controversy
Despite Roald Dahl having enjoined his publishers not to "so much as change a single comma in one of my books", in February 2023 Puffin Books, a division of Penguin Books, announced it would be re-writing portions of many of Dahl's children's novels, changing the language to, in the publisher's words, "ensure that it can continue to be enjoyed by all today." The decision was met with sharp criticism from groups and public figures including authors Salman Rushdie and Christopher Paolini, British prime minister Rishi Sunak,  Queen Camilla, Kemi Badenoch, PEN America,  and Brian Cox. Dahl's publishers in the United States, France, and the Netherlands announced they had declined to incorporate the changes.

In Esio Trot, more than a dozen changes were made, including removing reference to Mrs Silver being "attractive", changing "I'll be your slave for life" to "You'll be my hero for life" (and similar), and removing reference to a woman changing her surname upon marriage.

Film adaptation
The book was turned into a BBC One television film of the same name. It features Dustin Hoffman, as Mr Hoppy and Judi Dench as Mrs Silver, with James Corden as the narrator. It was screened on 1 January 2015 and received praise, with The Guardian calling it "a thing of wonder".

Editions

 * ISBN 0-670-83451-3 (hardcover, 1990)
 * ISBN 0-14-034728-3 (paperback, 1991)
 * ISBN 0-14-131133-9