Everybody on My Dick Like They Supposed to Be

Everybody on My Dick Like They Supposed to Be is a hip hop mixtape by English-American singer-songwriter and musician Paul Banks, best known as the frontman of the band Interpol. Self-released by Banks on January 25, 2013 through DatPiff, it was originally intended to be a pre-release bonus for Banks' second solo studio album, Banks (2012).

In contrast to Interpol's rock music sound and Banks's solo work, the mixtape features hip hop tracks and lo-fi hip hop instrumentals, all produced by Banks. It also features guest appearances from rappers El-P, Talib Kweli, High Prizm, and Mike G.

Critical reception
Pitchfork critic Jayson Greene panned the mixtape, writing that none of the tracks from the record "[are] remotely salvageable". Greene also compared the instrumentals to those "on YouTube made by well-meaning college sophomores", concluding that there is "no effort, vision, or craft in this music".

Track listing

 * 1) "Rise Like the Sea" – 1:38
 * 2) "Best Kill Me" – 0:32
 * 3) "Driver" – 0:50
 * 4) "Beauty" – 1:30
 * 5) "What's in the Box" (featuring Talib Kweli) – 2:14
 * 6) "Iron Mike" – 3:18
 * 7) "Just Don't Buy It" (demo excerpt) – 0:33
 * 8) "Young Again" (demo excerpt) – 0:54
 * 9) "It Was a Goal" – 2:01
 * 10) "Only a Man (I Work for Dick Jones)" – 3:08
 * 11) "Young Again" (demo excerpt pt. II) – 0:19
 * 12) "Trace" (featuring High Prizm) – 3:08
 * 13) "What's in the Box Reprise" (featuring Mike G) – 2:21
 * 14) "Arise, Awake" (demo excerpt) – 1:00
 * 15) "Show You My Footage" – 1:47
 * 16) "Music from Club Scene – Burma" – 0:50
 * 17) "Calgary Palm Springs" – 1:20
 * 18) "Denmark (Fetch)" – 2:07
 * 19) "Lost Weekend" (Young Again first demo excerpt) – 0:48
 * 20) "Quite Enough" (featuring El-P) – 2:06
 * 21) "Spank Beat" – 3:27

Personnel

 * Paul Banks – production
 * Talib Kweli – rapping (5)
 * High Prizm – rapping (12)
 * Mike G – rapping (13)
 * El-P – rapping (20)