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Summary
Cover for "The Schwa Was Here."

The Schwa was here was about a boy Antsy and is two friends Ira and Howie. They have never really seen the Schwa but he has always been there they say he is not visibly there and that his eyes just match the color of the wall when they look into them and his shoes match the floor he is standing on. So when they are testing Ansty's dad's "un-breakable" plastic for his dads Pisher Plastic Products. Its a dumby Manny, well they are getting ready to drop Manny from a brindge onto rocks and Ansty feels like his is being watch. But they go on anyway and they drop the dumby while Ira is video taping the whole thing MANNY'S HEAD FLYS OFF! And a kid comes with the head and the body and says "is this your"? IT'S THE SCHWA  Ira dosnt think talking to him is a good idea.. so now they have a plan...

Im only on page 27.. so you will have to keep reading to find out there plan..