H. Brooke Paige

H. Brooke Paige (born 1952 or 1953 ) is a Republican perennial candidate from Vermont. Dubbed "the most prolific candidate in Vermont" by Vermont Public, Paige is known for running for multiple statewide offices at a time. He has been known to wear a bow tie, and a top hat or boater, while campaigning.

In 2018, Paige won the Republican nominations for six statewide offices: United States House of Representatives, United States Senate, treasurer, attorney general, secretary of state and state auditor. He subsequently allowed the Vermont Republican Party to choose replacement candidates for most contests. In the 2020 presidential election, Paige appeared on the ballot in Vermont under the "Grumpy Old Patriots" banner.

Paige previously ran a newsstand business in Philadelphia, and has also worked as a food service manager and industrial chemical salesman. He is a self-described historian and is a member of the Friends of the Vermont Statehouse preservation group.

Paige has filed lawsuits against Barack Obama, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio on the grounds that they were not natural born citizens and thus ineligible to run for the presidency.