Happy, Horny, Gay and Sassy

Happy, Horny, Gay and Sassy is a live E.P. released by Screeching Weasel in 1992 on 7-inch vinyl. All songs were recorded live in the WFMU Studios by Dave Parasite on January 2, 1992, and broadcast live over WFMU Radio in East Orange, New Jersey. This limited edition pressing of 300 copies was a re-release of the E.P. Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions adding a second single-sided record with 3 additional songs recorded at the same session. This is the only officially released Screeching Weasel recording which has not been made available on CD as part of a compilation. It is also the band's only release to feature Gub (Scott Conway) on bass guitar.

Track listing
All songs written by Ben Weasel except when noted.
 * Record 1
 * Side A
 * 1) My Right
 * 2) The Science Of Myth
 * Side B
 * 1) Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
 * 2) I Was A High School Psychopath (Danny Vapid)
 * 3) Danny Is A Wimp (Joe King)


 * Record 2
 * Side A
 * 1) My Brain Hurts
 * 2) I Wanna Be A Homosexual (Ben Weasel/Danny Vapid/Jughead)
 * 3) Don't Turn Out The Lights

Personnel

 * Ben Weasel- vocals
 * Jughead- guitar
 * Danny Vapid- guitar, backing vocals
 * Gub -bass
 * Dan Panic -drums