Idle Hands

Idle Hands is a 1999 American teen horror comedy film directed by Rodman Flender, written by Terri Hughes and Ron Milbauer, and starring Devon Sawa, Seth Green, Elden Henson, Jessica Alba, and Vivica A. Fox. The film's plot follows the life of an average lazy stoner teenager, Anton Tobias, whose hand becomes possessed and goes on a killing spree, even after being cut off from his arm.

The film's title is based on the saying "idle hands are the Devil's play-things" or "the devil makes work for idle hands". The film received negative reviews from critics and bombed at the box office, grossing $4.2 million from an estimated $25 million budget. Despite this, it has since gained a cult following.

Plot
Mr. and Mrs. Tobias are settling into bed when they notice a message on the ceiling claiming someone is under the bed. They hear a noise from outside and as Mr. Tobias goes to check what the noise was, Mrs. Tobias calls the police, but she gets dragged under the bed and killed.

Anton, their lazy stoner son, hasn't noticed their disappearance in seven days. One morning, Anton runs out of weed and goes to his friend Pnub's house to get some more, but he says he's run out of weed too. Pnub and his other friend Mick suggest that Anton should go and talk to his neighbor Molly, the girl that he likes. He sees Molly dropped her lyrics book and goes to return it, but he ends up being awkward and fleeing her porch.

Meanwhile, a druidic high priestess named Debi LeCure is hunting the spirit responsible for killings across the country. She seems very passionate a determined to stop the evil hand and races to Anton’s town upon hearing about the murders. As Anton is returning from shopping, he’s stopped by two young police officers he used to go to school with. They search and bust him for having an empty baggie on him and littering after one of the cops drops it on the ground. Anton goes home and smokes oregano and nutmeg using the cite as rolling papers. Realizing that was a mistake, he goes to the kitchen to wash his mouth out and makes himself a sandwich. When going to spread mayonnaise on it, the knife he’s using is covered in blood and his cat Bones playing with an eyeball. Running in a panic, he trips and finds his parents' corpses.

Mick and Pnub show up and Anton shows them the bodies, then they figure out that Anton is the killer. Mick tries to call 911, but Anton pulls out the phone cord and claims that he isn't the killer, but he murders Mick with a glass bottle. Anton promises Pnub that he didn't mean to do it, but they find out Anton's hand is possessed. His hand chases Pnub into the basement and tries to stop his hand so Pnub can escape, but his hand overpowers him and decapitates Pnub. Anton's hand throws Bones out the window and he goes to look for him, but the hand pulls him onto Molly's porch and rings her door bell. Molly takes Anton into her room to make out, but her parents come home so Anton leaves. Anton buries his friends' and parents' corpses in his backyard, but Mick and Pnub come back as zombies and knock him out.

Back at Anton’s house, he awakes believing he had a terrible dream and runs to tell his friends, finding them still zombies and snacking on his couch. They tell him that his neighbor Randy knows about all things Satan and demons and that he might have some advice for Anton. Anton finds Randy at a fast-food place and asks for help which he replies that he needs to keep his hands busy with other tasks so it won’t kill any more people. The same two police officers from before arrive at his house responding to a noise complaint. They enter his house upon seeing Mick and Pnub’s zombified bodies and accuse Anton of being the killer. After a short confrontation Anton’s hand kills the two cops in his living room. Fed up, Anton flees to his kitchen and cuts off his hand with a cleaver. Pnub and Mick seek out a First-Aid Kit while Anton traps the hand in a microwave, burning it.

Meanwhile, Debi, teaming up with Randy, hunt Anton down to put a stop to the possessed hand. After sending Molly to the school dance, Anton returns home to finish off the hand. Unfortunately, Pnub and Mick inadvertently release the hand. The three then steal Randy's truck and head to the school. Mick and Pnub go to the Halloween dance to watch over Molly, while Anton looks for the hand. Randy and Debi meet up with Anton. Debi explains that the hand will drag Molly's soul into the netherworld. Anton crashes the dance and tries to warn everyone about his hand, but is ignored.

The hand then scalps the band's lead singer and causes a panic. Molly and her friend Tanya escape through the vents. They attempt to go through a fan, which they have stopped with Tanya's shoe, but Tanya gets hung on the rope, Molly tries to pull Tanya off the fan and Anton's hand ends up removing Tanya's shoe, allowing her to be pulled to her death in the fan. Molly then runs into the art room, causing her to get knocked out. Anton enters and fights with the hand while it is inside a puppet but it escapes to the auto shop, where Molly is strapped to a car in her bra and panties, being raised toward the ceiling. Anton, Mick, and Pnub fight with the hand over the controls. Mick finds a mechanic's bong and he and Pnub smoke "for strength". Anton blows some smoke into the hand (still inside a hand-puppet) until it drops the controls and they save Molly. Debi throws a ritual knife into the hand, stopping it in a puff of smoke and fire. She and Randy take off for "ritualistic sex." Anton releases Molly from the top of the car, they go under the car and start making out. In the process of lighting the bong for Mick, Pnub accidentally hits the controls for the car, and Anton is crushed by the car.

In the film's conclusion, Anton is in a body-cast in the hospital, having given up heaven to stay with Molly, and Mick and Pnub are now his Guardian angels. When he is left alone in his room, Anton looks up and sees the message "I am under the bed" written on the ceiling. Mick and Pnub walk down the hall, pondering if they should tell Anton they were the ones that wrote the message, but decide against it, laughing.

Cast

 * Devon Sawa as Anton
 * Seth Green as Mick
 * Elden Henson as Pnub
 * Jessica Alba as Molly
 * Vivica A. Fox as Debi
 * Jack Noseworthy as Randy
 * Christopher Hart as The Hand
 * Steve Van Wormer as Curtis
 * Fred Willard as Mr. Tobias
 * Connie Ray as Mrs. Tobias
 * Katie Wright as Tanya
 * Kelly Monaco as Tiffany
 * Sean Whalen as Officer McMacy
 * Nick Sadler as Officer Ruck
 * Randy Oglesby as Sheriff Buchanan
 * Timothy Stack as Principal Tidwell
 * The Offspring as Themselves
 * Dexter Holland as Himself
 * Mindy Sterling as Lady Bowler
 * Joey Slotnick as Burger Jungle Manager
 * Tom DeLonge as Burger Jungle Employee
 * Kyle Gass as Burger Jungle Guy
 * Carl Gabriel Yorke as Chaperone

Production
An elaborate swimming pool sequence utilizing a large pool model, "wall of hands" and a "hell hole" visual was initially planned as the film's final "hand" encounter. However, initial post viewing tests suggested the ending didn't quite mesh with the overall intended tone of the film. A replacement shop class sequence with both comic and horror elements was substituted, delaying the film's release by several months. The original swimming pool sequence with mostly completed effects can be watched as a bonus feature on DVD presentations.

Box office
The film opened on April 30, 1999, in 1,611 theaters. It grossed $1.8 million during its first week, and then a total of just over $4 million on a budget of $20–25 million, making it a box-office bomb. The film's release was hindered by coming out the same month of the Columbine High School massacre, which even led distributor Columbia to consider a delay, ultimately cancelling the premiere and seeing many theaters, especially in Colorado, where the school shooting happened, deciding not to screen Idle Hands. Senator Joe Lieberman berated Idle Hands in Congress as "another grossly violent film targeted at teens that uses killing as a form of comic relief", with particular scorn for the marketing campaign.

Critical reception
On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, as of November 2023, the film had a 16% rating based on 56 reviews, with an average rating of 3.7/10. The site's consensus stated: "An uneasy mix of slapstick and gore, Idle Hands lacks the manic energy and comedic inspiration required to pull off its goofy premise". Metacritic reports a 31 out of 100 rating based on 20 critics, indicating "generally unfavorable reviews".

Gene Seymour of the Los Angeles Times gave a rare positive review, writing "what 'Idle Hands' lacks in originality, it makes up for in energy and insolence. It takes guts for a movie to indulge as much as this one does in proto-hippie humor and you find yourself tickled, in spite of yourself, by the movie’s nerve, if not its jokes." Jeremy Wheeler of AllMovie.com also reviewed the film positively, stating, "It's definitely a case of better than you think. This horror comedy is high on gags and giant doses of marijuana... as is the love for gore and decapitated hand insanity to entertain any happy horror fiend."

Soundtrack
A soundtrack album for Idle Hands was released through Time Bomb Recordings two weeks in advance of the film, featuring mostly punk rock and heavy metal artists. Though appearing on the album, the songs "Enthused" by Blink-182, "Mama Said Knock You Out" by The Waking Hours, "Bleeding Boy" by Disappointment Incorporated, and "My Girlfriend's Dead" by The Vandals were not used in the film. Chuck Donkers of AllMusic rated the album two stars out of five, remarking that it "befits a combination teen comedy/horror flick that climaxes at a high school dance" and "features songs from over-the-top adolescent favorites".

In addition to those on the soundtrack album, the following songs are also used in the film:

In popular culture
The film was parodied in the Robot Chicken episode "Dragon Nuts", in the sketch "Idle Nuts". The sketch has essentially the same plot as the original movie, but involving possessed testicles instead of a possessed hand.