If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em is the third album by Weird War.

Track listing

 * 1) "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
 * 2) "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
 * 3) "Tess" − 3:00
 * 4) "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
 * 5) *vocals by Jennifer Herrema (as "JJ Rox")
 * 6) "Moment in Time" − 4:38
 * 7) "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
 * 8) "AK-47" − 3:43
 * 9) "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
 * 10) "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
 * 11) "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
 * 12) *piano by Azita
 * 13) "One by One" − 4:18