Instant Winner

Instant Winner is the second album by Distorted Pony, released in 1994 through Trance Syndicate. By the time of the album's release, the band had already parted ways the previous year.

The Dallas Observer called the album "impossible to listen to in its entirety."

Personnel

 * Distorted Pony
 * Robert Hammer – guitar
 * Theodore Jackson – drums, percussion
 * Dora Jahr – bass guitar, vocals
 * London May – drums
 * David Uskovich – guitar, vocals
 * Production and additional personnel
 * Steve Albini – engineering
 * Distorted Pony – production