John Means

John Means may refer to:


 * John Means (baseball) (born 1993), American baseball pitcher
 * John Means (businessman) (1829–1910), mayor of Ashland, Kentucky
 * John Means (comedian), stand-up comedian
 * John Barkley Means (born 1939), American professor
 * John Hugh Means (1812–1862), governor of South Carolina