Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Kismet Love Paisa Dilli is a 2012 Bollywood comedy thriller film directed by Sanjay Khanduri. The film features Vivek Oberoi and Malika Sherawat in lead roles. It was released on 5 October 2012.

Plot
The film is set on a winter night in Delhi where a middle-class, Delhi university guy falls in love with a girl anchoring a fashion show. In the process of wooing her, someone plants a sting operation tape in his pocket. This sting operation has a minister talking of buying and selling MLAs and media heads from his Swiss bank accounts. Unknowing, he is chased by corrupt cops and good guys to get that tape back. Soon he gets to know of tape with him and its high relevance. How this university student who always talked against corruption like any layman, now gets bribed himself by the big offer thrown by Minster's man constitutes the edge of the seat climax of story.

Cast

 * Vivek Oberoi as Lokesh Duggal (Lucky)
 * Mallika Sherawat as Lovina
 * Neha Dhupia as Anamika aka Aarti Uttaroo
 * Ashutosh Rana as Kaptan Sahab
 * Ashutosh Kaushik as Bhati
 * Anshuman Jha as Nunna
 * Navin Kaushik as Shishodiya
 * Bobby Vats as Rohit Pichhwadiya
 * Sashikant Sharma as Manohar Achari
 * Ashok Samarth
 * Aseem Hattangady as Police Inspector Dhondiyal
 * Pramod Pathak as P.A
 * Rubina as Metro Girl
 * Vishwanath Chatterjee as Popli
 * Megh Pant as Sardar
 * Meenal Kapoor as Sardarni
 * Tahir Raj Bhasin as Bamby
 * Lakha Lakhwinder Singh as Parminder

Soundtrack
The soundtrack was composed by Amjad Nadeem and Santokh Singh, with lyrics written by Shabbir Ahmed and Santokh Singh.

Critical reception
Rohit Khilnani of Rediff gave the film 1 out of 5, writing "KLPD is teeming with lame stereotypes. Homosexuals, especially, have been portrayed in an exaggerated manner. The jokes only get more stereotypical and distasteful. Girls are called Totta (a New Delhi slang for a hot chick), all the city cops are out to break every law, a young Sikh kid is asked, "Barah baj gaye kya?" and all middle class boys are a bunch of embarrassing skirt-chasers." Taran Adarsh of Bollywood Hungama gave the film 1.5 out of 5, writing "Vivek Oberoi has the boyish charm that makes him do outlandish and outrageous stuff. He does it all with sincerity. Mallika Sherawat enacts her part monotonously. Ashutosh Rana is wasted. Ditto for Neha Dhupia. The remaining actors just fill the bill. On the whole, KLPD - KISMET LOVE PAISA DILLI is a comedy that neither entertains nor tickles. In fact, this comedy is more of a tragedy!" Rachit Gupta of Filmfare wrote "KLPD is unconvincing of what genre it’s trying to represent and it doesn’t help that the film is slavishly formulaic. Not to say all is bad. Ashutosh Rana and his Haryanvi gang of goons are fairly entertaining, so is Anshuman Jha in what looks like a cross between Bruce Lee and Jim Carrey." Vinayak Chakravorty of India Today wrote "KLPD falls short of imagination and wit when it comes to setting up the thrills. Khanduri's last Metro just doesn't have the pace of his Last Local."

Box office
Its nett gross was ₹ 3.27 crore.