Lord, I Apologize

Lord, I Apologize is an album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy. It was released on October 30, 2001 on Hip-O Records, and has been certified gold by the RIAA. As of 2014, sales in the United States have exceeded 883,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

Track listing

 * 1) "I Made the Big Time Now" – 2:52
 * 2) "Looking Good at the Flea Market" – 3:15
 * 3) "Couldn't Keep the Pizza Lit" – 2:23
 * 4) "No Hair—Just a Red Head" – 3:29
 * 5) "Keep the Chips Fresh" – 4:06
 * 6) "Jump Up in the Air and Get Stuck" – 3:28
 * 7) "Let Me Eat Your Shorts" – 4:07
 * 8) "Can't Understand My Accent" – 1:43
 * 9) "The Worst Dentist I've Been To" – 1:53
 * 10) "Martians Got a Thing for Redneck Fellers" – 5:00
 * 11) "Going in Circles for Two Hours" – 4:53
 * 12) "People Like My Analogies" – 2:59
 * 13) "Toddler Mail" – 3:27
 * 14) "Lord, I Apologize" – 3:30
 * 15) *Musical track, featuring Mark Tremonti