Module:Motd/data/2007

return { [==[Learn something new every day.]==], [==["Oh? What do you mean, real life? I'm already typing in real life!"]==], [==[Can you edit? Yes you can!]==], [==[Wikipedia: as big as you think.]==], [==[Darn it, Jim, we're Wikipedians, not babysitters!]==], [==Three strikes and you're out!]==], [==Look before you leap.]==], [==We will not condone a course of action that could lead us to war.]==], [==Truly wonderful, the mind of a newbie is.]==], [==[Brave, but, foolish, friends. You are impossibly outnumbered.]==], [==["You call this a diplomatic solution?""No, we call it aggressive negotiations."]==], [==[Don't you have better things to do?]==], [==[Insert motto here.]==], [==[Send in the militia, infantry, cavalry, and siege weapons!]==], [==[One does not simply edit into Mordor.]==], [==[A vandal once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... and then I blocked him.]==], [==[To err is to be human. That's why we have preview buttons.]==], [==[Your opinion is worth nothing here, but your knowledge is priceless.]==], [==[Read me]==], [==[Wikipedia, all you need to know.]==], [==[Hold the line! Revert any vandals you see. We're going to get to the bottom of this.]==], [==R.E.S.P.E.C.T]==], [==[What do you want to learn today?]==], , [==Over our crashed servers!]==], [==Bravery never goes out of fashion.]==], [==Vandalism is, like, so 15 seconds ago. Helpful contributions are all the rage now!]==], [==[Wikipedia: Factual, neutral, well-written articles on important real-world topics]==], [==I don't think, I know.]==], [==[Don't worry about making an article perfect. Just make it better.]==], [==[I just saved a bunch of money on information by switching to Wikipedia!

August
]==], [==Don't say we didn't warn you.]==], [==[When hundred thousand edits you reach, look as good, you will not.]==], [==Be nice to editors. Chances are they'll end up voting for you.]==], [==WIKIPEDIA: 15 minutes could save you 100% on information.]==], [==I just saved a bunch of money on paper by switching to Wikipedia.]==], [==Truth: the way it should be]==], [==[Send in the droids!]==], [==[If the knowledge is right, use it]==], [==Wikipedia: Raising the bar.]==], [==[A journey of a thousand edits starts with a single click.]==], [==[ Every page is sacred, Every edit's great. If a page is wasted, PROD gets quite irate. ]==], [==[Save the user and jail the pusher]==], [==[The encyclopedia of many faces]==], [==[An edit saved is an edit earned]==], [==[Wikipedia wasn't built in an edit]==], [==Read me, feed me, but never ever leave me]==], [==[Every good encyclopedia has gnus, GNUs, news, Wales, Wales, and Whales!]==], [==[Every good encyclopedia has its own parody.]==], [==[Wikipedia: not the place for jokes, except here]==], [==[The following preview has been approved for all audiences.]==], [==[Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.]==], [==[Welcome to the Wiki Age.]==], [==[Wikipedia: where nerds fit in.]==], [==[Help! Call the police! Someone violated 3RR!]==], [==[Wikipedia ≠ the world...yet.]==], [==[Wikipedia is where it's at]==], [==[No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.]==], [==[To complete Wikipedia is to complete human knowledge.]==], [==[You can do it when you SPEW it]==], [==Think inside the box.]==], [==[Our flaming fists of fury will destroy you, fiends! Ha ha ha… oh man, who writes this stuff!? === September ===]==], [==0 to 60 (reverts) in less than 30 minutes!]==], [==A picture is worth a thousand words]==], [==[Every day and in every way, we're getting better and better.]==], [==[It can get pretty hot when one doesn't keep their cool.]==], [==[It's wikipedia.org, not wikipedia.com.]==], [==[I get by with a little help from my friends.]==], [==The place to go, for what you need to know.]==], [==We sense you, Vandals.]==], [==[Wikipedia: Land of the free, home of the brave.]==], [==[Wikipedia, the ink saving encyclopedia.]==], [==We are watching you]==], [==[ people working overtime... and unpaid.]==], [==[A do it yourself encyclopedia.]==], [==Where are your two cents?]==], [==[Think outside the box.]==], [==[Wait, wait. We're not here to start WW III.]==], [==An operator will be with you shortly.]==], [==[Oh yeah? Well my encyclopedia could beat up your encyclopedia.]==], [==[It is always ironic when a Wikipedian misspells "encyclopidic."]==], [==Do unto others as you would have them do unto you]==], [==["To be or not to be, that is the question."]==], [==[It's a little thing called "Style". Look it up some time.]==], [==Freedom is the right to do anything that the law permits]==], [==Edit with style.]==], [==[Knowledge is global, so share it.]==], [==Shhh! We're sneaking up on the vandals. Got your guns?]==], [==E(xcellence) = m(ultitude of users) × c(licks of the edit button)2]==], [==[What part of wiki don't you understand?]==], [==[Calm down, it's only the world's largest online free encyclopedia?]==], [==Many will enter, few will win.]==], [==Gotta catch 'em all!

October
]==], [==Wikipedian tested, doctor approved.]==], [==Just do it.]==], [==[So easy, a caveman can do it!]==], [==[Just the facts, ma'am]==], [==[Do you feel lucky?]==], [==Some people say this motto is awesome…]==], [==[If you don't like the articles on Wikipedia, just wait a few minutes.]==], [==[This is your brain. This is your brain on Wikipedia. Any questions?]==], [==Unity, Duty, and Destiny.]==], [==Are you on the list?]==], [==Save the article, save Wikipedia.]==], [==Ceci n'est pas un wiki.]==], [==[Add any POV you like, as long as it's neutral.]==], [==[The more you sweat in training, the less you'll bleed in battle.]==], [==[Remember to keep your hands off the wheel at all times.]==], [==[If it is to be, it is up to me.]==], [==[When on Wikipedia, do as the Wikipedians do.]==], [==[Beware of frostbite from cool Wikipedians.]==], [==[Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is editing Wikipedia.]==], [==[About 0.05% of humans are Wikipedian. You could be one too.]==], [==[Boredom sucks. Wikipedia doesn't.]==], [==There ain't no such thing as a free encyclopedia. Oh, yes there is!]==], [==Revenge is a dish best not served.]==], [==[Getting to know you, getting to know all about you.]==], [==[A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Wiki]==], [==[We eat vandalism for breakfast!]==], [==[I am just going away. I may be some time.]==], [==Can you hear me now? Good.]==], [==Help! I need somebody.]==], [==[If you get yourself in jail, don't expect an easy bail.

November
]==], [==[Please leave a message and we will get back to you as soon as possible]==], [==[It's Now or never!]==], [==[Notice anything unusual?]==], [==[Only you can prevent vandal attacks.]==], [==[Welcome to Wikipedia. No socks allowed, unless you have a good reason.]==], [==Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee.]==], [==Searching for targets... Targets confirmed! Launch the heat seekers!]==], [==[The hills are alive with the sound of music.]==], [==[The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.]==], [==[After spending so much time memorizing the rules, I found this.]==], [==Three's Company]==], [==Keep it simple, stupid.]==], [==[This motto does not cite its references or sources. Please help improve the project by introducing appropriate mottos. (help, get involved!) ]==], [==Often imitated, never duplicated]==], [==[Turn that frown upside down.]==], [==Yabba Dabba Doo!]==], [==[Any kind of knowledge you want, seems a lot closer.]==], [==[You must first give in order to receive.]==], [==T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!]==], [==[Any last words?]==], [==[Well, you don't have to be so technical about it]==], [==Say hello to my little friend.]==], [==[POP! goes the weasel.]==], [==[An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.]==], [==[Be all the "B" you can be.]==], [==Good, better, best.]==], [==[Wikipedia: The answer to life's many questions.]==], [==The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything]==], [==[A little kindness goes a long way]==], [==The truth is in here.

December
]==], [==[For quality purposes, your edits will be monitored and recorded.]==], [==Copy bad. Cite good.]==], [==I know what you did last time.]==], [==[To put everything in balance is good, to put everything in harmony is better.]==], [==[ WARNING: Editcountitis can be fatal; if symptoms persist, please consult your doctor. ]==], [==[Why watch television when you can use Wikipedia?]==], [==[Affirmative, Gold Leader. We don't copy.]==], [==[Parental Advisory: Explicit Content]==], [==[The future is what you make of it.]==], [==[If this is your limit, you can't exceed it; If you exceed it, it's not your limit.]==], [==[Don't Google it, Wikipedia it!]==], [==Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.]==], [==Faster than lightning More accurate than an arrow Larger than a mountain It's...Wikipedia!]==], [==[The power of the encyclopedia is in your hands.]==], [==[The buck stops here]==], [==[Have Source - Will Edit]==], [==Knowledge is prerequisite to survival]==], [==Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.]==], [==[Will edit for food.]==], [==→ Ich bin ein Wikipedian.]==], [==→ In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas.]==], [==Three is the magic number.]==], [==[Now I know my ABCs!]==], [==[Wikipedia is chewing gum for the mind.]==], [==→T'was the night before Wikipedia, when all through the 'net Not a creature was learning, not even my pet; The software was written and the servers were sound In the hopes that knowledge would be spread all around. Merry Christmas, from the crew at Motto of the Day!]==], [==Moving isn't all that bad...]==], [==[Those that I fight I do not hate, those that I guard I do not love.]==], [==Blue is the new red !]==], [==[Wipe them out—all of them. (Palpatine) ]==], [==[A bird in the air is worth two on the ground.]==], [==12-31 When mint becomes berry, what do you become?]==] }