Morning Constitutions

Morning Constitutions is a 2007 album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy. It was recorded at the Orpheum Theatre in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It reached #1 on the Top Comedy Albums chart.

Track listing
All material written by Larry the Cable Guy.
 * 1) "Bowling Shoes"
 * 2) "Just Hitched"
 * 3) "I Like Steak"
 * 4) "Pie of the Month"
 * 5) "Terrorist or Toddler"
 * 6) "Gay Mafia"
 * 7) "Stool Troubles"
 * 8) "Shopping at Wal-Mart"
 * 9) "Bed, Beer & a Blonde"
 * 10) "Squeal or No Squeal"
 * 11) "A Sue Named Boy"
 * 12) "Poop Lasagna"