My Horizontal Life

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands is a book by Chelsea Handler that was published in 2005. The book is a collection of stories about the author's various one-night stands. The book helped her to launch her writing career and led to her second book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea.

Reception
Following the release of her second book ''Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea'', sales of her first book rocketed; the two titles have sold a combined total of 1.7 million copies, according to Nielsen BookScan and have both topped several bestseller lists.