No Such Thing

No Such Thing may refer to:
 * "No Such Thing" (Chris Cornell song), a 2007 single
 * No Such Thing (film), a 2001 film by Hal Hartley
 * "No Such Thing" (John Mayer song), a 2001 single
 * "No Such Thing", a song by Dwight Yoakam from Population Me, 2003
 * "There's No Such Thing As A Jaggy Snake"
 * "No Such Thing as Vampires", the pilot episode of the TV series Moonlight
 * There's No Such Thing as Vampires, a 2020 horror film