Not Today, Thank You

Not Today, Thank You is a British radio comedy featured on BBC Radio 4. It stars Harry Shearer (known for The Simpsons and This Is Spinal Tap) as Nostrils, a man convinced that he is extremely unattractive, and Brian Hayes as Brian Hughes, an aging radio presenter who tries to broadcast his radio show from his grandmother's basement before being met by a TV producer.

Cast

 * Deborah O'Brien - Jean
 * Brian Hayes - Brian Hughes
 * Alex Lowe - Neville/Reggie
 * Andrew McGibbon - Rolf/professor
 * Mark Perry - Donny/TV producer
 * Nick Romero - Colonel
 * Harry Shearer - Announcer/Nostrils
 * Sheridan Smith - Showbiz Kat