One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing

One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing is a 1975 comedy film set in the early 1920s, about the theft of a dinosaur skeleton from the Natural History Museum. The film was produced by Walt Disney Productions and released by Buena Vista Distribution Company. The title is a parody of the film title One of Our Aircraft Is Missing, in which both Peter Ustinov and Hugh Burden also appeared. The film was based on the 1970 novel The Great Dinosaur Robbery by David Forrest (pseudonym of David Eliades and Robert Forrest Webb). It was the last work of producer and screenwriter Bill Walsh before his death on January 27, 1975, almost six months before the film's release.

Plot
Escaping from China with a microfilm of the formula for the mysterious "Lotus X", Lord Edward Southmere, a King's Messenger, is chased by a group of Chinese spies.

Back in London, Lord Southmere manages to escape from a chauffeur who is trying to kidnap him, and then runs into the Natural History Museum. Chinese spies, led by Hnup Wan, follow him, so he hides the microfilm in the bones of one of the large dinosaur skeletons. He is relieved to meet his former nanny, Hettie, in the museum, and asks her to retrieve the microfilm. Southmere then faints and is captured by the Chinese, who tell Hettie and Emily (another nanny) that they are taking him to a doctor.

Hettie and Emily enlist other nannies to help them search. They hide in the mouth of the blue whale display until after closing time, and then begin looking over the skeleton of a Brontosaurus. They are unsuccessful and most of them have to return home to care for their children, but Hettie, Emily, and their friend Susan remain to continue with the search. They are captured and taken to the spies' London headquarters, underneath a Chinese restaurant in Soho. The nannies are locked up in the "dungeon", with Lord Southmere, but are able to outwit their captors and escape.

Meanwhile, the spies have decided to steal the dinosaur, so they can search it properly. That night, they trick their way into the museum. The three nannies follow on a motorbike and sidecar and watch from the shadows. After the Chinese load the Brontosaurus skeleton on the back of their steam lorry, the nannies steal the vehicle. The spies give chase through the foggy streets of London in their charabanc and a Daimler limousine, but the nannies drive into a railway-goods yard, onto a flat wagon at the back of a train, and are carried off to safety.

The nannies fail to find the microfilm on the skeleton. Meanwhile, back in London, Hettie's two young charges, Lord Castlebury and his younger brother, Truscott, have been captured by the spies. They inform the spies about the possibility that what they are looking for is on another dinosaur skeleton. The spies go to the museum and the Wan finds the microfilm from the other large dinosaur, a Diplodocus skeleton. Wan promptly pays the boys off and lets them go. They tell Hettie the news.

Realising that Lord Southmere is now in danger, Hettie organises a rescue. Hettie and her team of nannies invade the Chinese restaurant base and battle with the spies over Lord Southmere. Meanwhile, Emily and Susan return with the Brontosaurus skeleton by crashing the lorry into the restaurant. Southmere is given the microfilm and he shows Wan what is in the microfilm, a simple recipe of wonton soup. Southmere explains that he tried explaining he was a mere businessman and that the microfilm was a recipe. Realising the error of his ways, Wan advertises the soup in the microfilm recipe and makes peace with the nannies.

Cast

 * Derek Nimmo as Lord Southmere
 * Hugh Burden as Haines
 * Bernard Bresslaw as Fan Choy
 * Helen Hayes as Hettie
 * Joan Sims as Emily
 * Deryck Guyler as Harris
 * Peter Ustinov as Hnup Wan
 * Clive Revill as Quon
 * Molly Weir as Scots nanny
 * Andrew Dove as Lord Castleberry
 * Max Harris as Truscott
 * Max Wall as Juggler
 * Natasha Pyne as Susan
 * Joss Ackland as B.J. Spence
 * Arthur Howard as Thumley
 * Roy Kinnear as Superintendent Grubbs
 * Leonard Trolley as Inspector Eppers
 * Joe Ritchie as Cabbie


 * Percy Herbert as Mr. Gibbons
 * Joan Hickson as Mrs. Gibbons
 * John Laurie as Jock
 * Angus Lennie as Hamish
 * Jon Pertwee as Colonel
 * Kathleen Byron as Colonel's wife
 * Lucy Griffiths as Amelia
 * Aimée Delamain as Millicent
 * John Bardon as Bookmaker
 * Jane Lapotaire as Miss Prescott
 * Richard Pearson as Sir Geoffrey
 * Michael Elwyn as Haycock
 * Anthony Sharp as Home Secretary
 * Wensley Pithey as Bromley
 * Frank Williams as Dr. Freemo
 * Peter Madden as Sanders
 * Erik Chitty as Museum guard
 * Amanda Barrie as Mrs. B.J. Spence

Source material
The book on which the film was based, The Great Dinosaur Robbery, was aimed at an adult audience by its authors, Robert Forrest Webb and David Eliades, and was set in New York. The authors, both very experienced UK national journalists and best-selling authors, extensively researched material in New York and were greatly assisted by the American Museum of Natural History, and by the New York Police Department responsible for that area. The authors were disappointed that the humour of the film was aimed at a very much younger audience than that in the book, which had been published, in several languages, extremely successfully throughout Europe and also in Australia, New Zealand, and the U.S.

Production

 * This film was made on location in England at Elstree Studios and Pinewood Studios, along with location shoots at London Zoo, the Natural History Museum, and around Windsor and Holyport Green, Maidenhead.
 * The Diplodocus skeleton model was later used in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, in the opening scenes in the Tunisian desert.
 * Whilst this film was in production, Bernard Bresslaw and Joan Sims also appeared in Carry On Behind, another film being made at Pinewood Studios alongside it.
 * The film's special photographic effects were carried out by British two-time Academy Award winning John Stears.
 * The steam lorry used in the film was a mockup with the mocked up boiler smaller than that on a real steam lorry.