Porca vacca

Porca vacca is a 1982 Italian war-comedy film written and directed by Pasquale Festa Campanile. The film was panned by critics.

Plot
During World War I Barbisetti, a mediocre artist also known as "Primo Baffo", tries to avoid the military service, but he doesn't succeed. During the war he meets two farmers, Tomo Secondo and Marianna, two scammers: the two manage to deceive the soldier many times, but eventually the three establish a friendship made of ups and downs.

Cast

 * Renato Pozzetto: Primo Malvisetti aka Primo Baffo
 * Laura Antonelli: Marianna
 * Aldo Maccione: Tomo Secondo
 * Raymond Bussières: Uncle Nicola
 * Raymond Pellegrin: The General
 * Adriana Russo: The Ballet Dancer
 * Massimo Sarchielli: The Captain
 * Gino Pernice: The "Professor"
 * Corrado Olmi: Ufficiale Medico
 * Enzo Robutti: Captain Caimani del Piave
 * Maurizio Mattioli: Soldier from Bologna