Portal:Food/2006 Quote of the Month archive

March

  "Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. " Woody Allen

April

  "Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. " Mark Twain

May

  "What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. " Lucretius

June

  "All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad." Matt Groening

July

  "Mustard's no good without roast beef." Chico Marx

August

  "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." Jay Leno

September

  "Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get." Tom Hanks

October

  "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

November

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December

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