Portal:Scotland/Selected quote/Week 20, 2012

... He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts — for support rather than illumination ...
 * &mdash; Andrew Lang

... It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies!

Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! ...
 * &mdash; Dr. William McDougal