Portal:Scotland/Selected quote/Week 21, 2007

...I wish I was a duck on Alexandra Park pond. I could swim, and fly, and walk, and have three wives, and everything I wanted. But I'm a man. I have a mind, and three library tickets, and everything I want is impossible...
 * &mdash; Lanark (book)

...Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad? Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish. Reporter: Gordon if you were English? Strachan: I'd top myself....
 * &mdash; Gordon Strachan