Portal:Scotland/Selected quote/Week 32, 2007

...Auferre, trucidare, rapere, falsis nominibus imperium; atque, ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.... ("To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace.")
 * &mdash; Calgacus, according to Tacitus

...There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter....
 * &mdash; Billy Connolly