Portal talk:The Simpsons/Character quote

Tally

 * Quotes should be no longer than 4 lines, to keep uniformity among spacing in the rest of the portal.


 * In order to maintain variety among the quotes displayed -
 * 1) Try to avoid multiple quotes from the same character until other characters have quotes as well.
 * 2) Try to avoid multiple quotes from the same episode.
 * 3) Try to avoid overweighting multiple quotes from the same season.

Quotes so far include :

Character

 * Abe - 2
 * Agnus -
 * Apu - 2
 * Barney - 1
 * Bart - 2
 * Carl - 1
 * Chief Wiggum - 1
 * Comic Book Guy - 1
 * Dr. Nick - 2
 * Edna Krabappel - 1
 * Frank Grimes - 1
 * Groundskeeper Willie - 3
 * Hank Scorpio - 1
 * Homer - 4
 * Judge Roy - 1
 * Kent Brockman - 2
 * Kang - 1
 * Kodos - 1
 * Krusty - 1
 * Larry King - 1
 * Lenny
 * Lionel Hutz - 2
 * Lisa - 1
 * Maggie - 1
 * Marge - 2
 * Mayor Quimby - 1
 * Moe - 1
 * Mr. Burns - 2
 * Ned - 2
 * Professor Frink - 1
 * Professor Frink, Sr. - 1
 * Ralph - 1
 * Richard Dean Anderson - 1
 * Russ Cargill - 1
 * Sideshow Bob - 1
 * Skinner - 2
 * Stephen Hawking - 1
 * Troy McClure - 1
 * Waylon Smithers - 1
 * Wiseguy - 1

Major characters we don't yet have quotes from
And others -- Scorpion0422 19:05, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Cletus
 * Dr. Hibbert
 * Duffman
 * Fat Tony
 * Gil
 * Hans Moleman
 * Lovejoy
 * Martin Prince
 * Mayor Quimby
 * Milhouse
 * Nelson
 * Otto
 * Patty & Selma
 * Rainier Wolfcastle
 * Sea Captain
 * Sideshow Mel
 * Snake

Season

 * 1 - 2
 * 2 - 2
 * 3 - 3
 * 4 - 4
 * 5 - 6
 * 6 - 6
 * 7 - 2
 * 8 - 7
 * 9 - 3
 * 10 - 1
 * 11 - 2
 * 12 - 1
 * 13 - 2
 * 14 - 2
 * 15 - 3
 * 16 - 3
 * 17 - 3
 * 18 - 1
 * 19 - 1
 * The Simpsons Movie - 1

Nominations
Nominations may be added and discussed here: Use this format: Quote, Character, Episode
 * Nominations
 * 1) "You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?", Homer Simpson, Bart Gets an Elephant --Simpsons fan 66 10:52, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ✅ - That's the second Homer Simpson quote, so for another Nomination let's pick a different character. And there are enough episodes that we can avoid any dup episode quotes.  Cirt (talk) 11:10, 9 December 2007 (UTC).
 * That's also the second quote from The Simpsons fifth season. Cirt (talk) 12:10, 9 December 2007 (UTC).
 * 1) "Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever! Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. - Comic Book Guy, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" - Gran2 12:04, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ✅ - That was the first quote added from Comic Book Guy, and the second quote from The Simpsons eighth season. Cirt (talk) 12:13, 9 December 2007 (UTC).
 * 1) My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star! Abe Simpson, Simpsons Tide  C t j f 8 3  talk 21:28, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ✅ - And that's the second quote by Abraham Simpson, and also the second quote from the 9th Season. Cirt (talk) 04:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC).
 * 1) "Mrs. Simpson you must pursue your dreams! Like my old dream of coming to America and starting a family. Or my new dream, of ditching my family, and sneaking back to India in disguise! [puts on disguise and adopts American accent] Apu? Never heard of him! My name is Steve Barnes!", Apu, All's Fair in Oven War --Simpsons fan 66 21:59, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ✅ - First quote from Apu, second quote from 16th season. Cirt (talk) 00:52, 12 December 2007 (UTC).
 * 1) We probably should have one from the movie. "[In response to an aid's concerns that he may have gone mad with power] Well of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you." - Russ Cargill, The Simpsons Movie Gran2 15:54, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 * I agree we should have one from the movie, but I'd prefer it if we kept all quotes from characters/individuals with articles on Wikipedia. How about something from President Arnold Schwarzenegger ?  Cirt (talk) 15:56, 13 December 2007 (UTC).
 * Well List of one-time characters from The Simpsons includes a section on Cargill, so you could just link to that. Gran2 16:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ✅ -- Good point. First quote from The Simpsons Movie, first quote from Russ Cargill.  Cirt (talk) 16:10, 13 December 2007 (UTC).
 * 1) "[singing while operating on Homer] The hip bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch... Uh-oh!" - Dr. Nick, "Homer's Triple Bypass". --Simpsons fan 66 03:06, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
 * ✅ (Well, I'll go add it now.) The second quote from Dr. Nick, the 3rd fm 4th Season. Cirt (talk) 05:29, 30 December 2007 (UTC).
 * 1) "This is indeed a disturbing universe." - Maggie - "Treehouse of Horror V" (finally, a maggie quote!) --Simpsons fan 66 00:47, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
 * ✅, first from Maggie, fifth from 6th season. Cirt (talk) 00:59, 20 January 2008 (UTC).
 * 1) "Now see here ya nose wiping hair combers! Back in Edinburgh, we had a coal miners strike! All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top! Then one day the mine collapsed! No one made it out alive! Not...Even...Willie!" - Groundskeeper Willie - "The President Wore Pearls". --Simpsons fan 66 01:54, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
 * ✅ - 2nd from Willie, 2nd from season 15. Cirt (talk) 05:19, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
 * 1) Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse? - Mayor Quimby, Lisa the Iconolast (i think) My page (talk) 22:16, 9 December 2008 (UTC)