Stoned

Stoned may refer to:
 * Substance intoxication, particularly cannabis intoxication
 * Petrification, process of organic matter turning into stone
 * Stoning, a form of execution performed by throwing stones at the victim
 * Stoning (metalworking)
 * Stoned (computer virus), a boot-sector virus created in 1987

Film and television

 * Stoned (TV special), a 1981 ABC Afterschool Special episode starring Scott Baio
 * Stoned (film), a 2005 film about Brian Jones, one of the founders of The Rolling Stones

Autobiography

 * Stoned, a 1998 autobiography by Andrew Loog Oldham
 * Stoned: Photographs & treasures from life with the Rolling Stones, a 2019 autobiography by Jo Wood

Albums

 * Stoned, Part I, a 2003 album by Lewis Taylor
 * Stoned, Part II, a 2004 album by Lewis Taylor
 * Stoned (Acid Witch album), 2010
 * Lapidation (album), a 2007 album by composer and keyboardist Anthony Coleman

Songs

 * "Stoned" (Dido song), a 2003 song and single by Dido
 * "Stoned" (Puddle of Mudd song), a 2010 single by the band Puddle of Mudd
 * "Stoned" (Rolling Stones song), a 1963 song by The Rolling Stones
 * "Stoned", a 2023 song by Ed Sheeran from the album - (album) (Deluxe CD edition)
 * "Stoned", a 1999 song by Smash Mouth from the album Astro Lounge