Talk:Chuck norris jokes

i am just posting some chuck norris jokes for the wolrd to see. nothing harmful about them.
 * It's not encyclopedic, though. --Zpb52 06:38, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Jokes
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, At night.

Source: http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/