Talk:Daz

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DAZ or DARSHINI as she is sometimes known as, is an extremely overweight girl(but used to be male) who resides in the extremely underdeveloped and dodgy town of Borehamwood in London. She is a troubled individual who somehow cannot keep away from food (especially salty ones) for one minute (hence the overweight-ness). She also has a problem of not being able to keep away from a mirror for more than two minutes, which is why she has a lack of friends as she lacks the ability to talk to people who aren't near a mirror for her to look into (even though no mirror is big enough for her). She is currently at university studying optometry, though her life ambition is to eventually own a brothel (after working in one first of course) and also to create the worlds first permanent eye liner and mascara, and to get into the Guiness book of Records for being the fattest pimp ever. good luck daz!!!