Talk:Floyd the Barber

Lyrics?
Can anyone tell me what the actual lyrics to the song "Floyd the Barber" are? I've found that various sources dispute the lyrics, and was wondering if anyone knew the correct ones. Thanks, --User:Kerrysfrench


 * Try here. --jh51681 21:11, 19 December 2005 (UTC)

The Lyrics to Floyd The Barber are:

Bell on door clank Come on in Floyd observes my Hairy chin Sit down chair Don't be afraid Steamed hot towel On my face

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm Really scared Floyd breaths hard I feel his breath Pee pee taste Against my lips

I'm ashamed

I sense others In the room Opie, Aunt Bee I presume They take turns and cut me up I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved

Volume's Movement section
I think that this section should be deleted unless a specific live version of "Floyd the Barber" can be determined. There is more than one.--Classicrockfan42 (talk) 22:46, 8 January 2008 (UTC)


 * Only one live version has been officially released, the one from 1/23/88 on With the Lights Out and Sliver: The Best of the Box. --jh51681 (talk) 00:15, 11 January 2008 (UTC)


 * Just to be sure, I listened to it again on WTLO and the vocals indeed go in and out on that version. --jh51681 (talk) 00:34, 11 January 2008 (UTC)