Talk:Goldilocks and the Three Bears (Faerie Tale Theatre)

i come from two parents who are like bears. i am the only child, like a baby or cubby bear. all my life, i have met blonde women, who take all my porridge, sleep in my bed, and 'break the chair'. then they take off. never staying too long. you'll find the tall tales they tell are not tall at all, but rather short. they never talk too much. i have met other women, but they are not blonde. many of them must have gotten pregnant, but they told tall tales so as not to reveal the real father. which was me. i was a platinum blonde myself. so if you think blonde jokes aren't true to life, think again. my hair changed colour many times in my life, naturally though. there are many theories about everything. science fiction of yesterday is science reality today. in fact reality changes all the time. there didn't used to be such things as cars. reality then was quite different. there didn't used to be so much porno and blue movies either. today is the patron saint of true blue love. as baby bear or cubby bear i never could figure out why goldilocks didn't just stay and stay and stay, why she always went away. see, that rhymes.