Talk:I Used to Work in Chicago

Full list of verse options
I pulled this from the main article as it was too long:

The song's further verses replace the words in bold for other items and actions, such as:


 * Electricity / The Shocker
 * Mini Van / 2 in the front, 5 in the back —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:52, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Flag / My Pole —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:58, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Elevator / Shafted
 * Quebec Poutine / Hot Sauce
 * Silver bath tub; Expensive Bathroom Equipment / A Golden Shower
 * Jewelry / Pearl necklace
 * Pimp Rod / Magic Stick
 * Me / Really Satisfied
 *  / Really Deceived
 * Assistance / AIDs
 * Beer / 6-pack
 * Bolts / Nuts
 * Kit Kat / Four Fingers
 * Butter / Spread
 * Coffee / Cream
 * Dinosaur / Mega Soar Ass
 * Floppy Disk / Hard Drive
 * Fishing Rod / Long Pole
 * Doughnut / Cream-filled
 * Gun / Banged
 * Plumber / Pipe-cleaned
 * Hammer / Nail
 * Ruler / 12 inches
 * Metaphysical conversation / F*cked
 * Piano / Organ
 * Sailors / Semen
 * Translator / Cunning Linguist
 * Fresh Fruits / Dirty Banana
 * Latex Gloves / Dick in a Rubber
 * Socks / Hose
 * Cake / Layer
 * Chicken / Cock
 * Dog / Cocker
 * Coat / Jumper
 * A Drink / Liquor
 * Plane / Fokker
 * Shoes / Pumps
 * Blouse / Jacket
 * Tool / Crank
 * Beef / Corned
 * Nails / Spikes
 * Meat / Ram
 * Black and Decker / Bosch
 * Shampoo / Head'n'Shoulder-ed
 * Screen Door / Backdoor
 * Pirate Ship / Jolly Rodgering
 * An Irish Airline / Cunnilingus
 * Scaffolding / An Erection
 * A Coal Mine / Deep Shafting
 * An Action Figurine / My Purple Headed Warrior
 * Kalashnikov / Rifle
 * German Method of Coal Extraction / Mein Shaft
 * A trunk road from Newcastle to Carlisle / A69
 * Big Mac/ Super-sized
 * A round of Applause/ The Clap
 * Medieval Method of Cooking / Spitroasting
 * Oriental Opitcal Device / Japseye
 * Her Corn / Herpes
 * Train / Miscarriage
 * Respect / Raped
 * Beef Katana / Pork Sword
 * Rug / Laid

The current list of "further verses" is extreme, long, uncited, probably incapable of citation, irrelevant to Wikipedia and lowers the quality of the article. I think it ought to go and stay gone. JohnHarris 08:49, 24 October 2007 (UTC)