Talk:Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Categorized as a Cult Film
I didn't know of this movie until I saw it listed in the category of cult films.

This sounds totally hilarious. I hope to see it now. See, MPAA, the internet actually ENCOURAGES paying to see movies! --TIB 04:56, Aug 7, 2004 (UTC)

And I thought Ed Wood was bad...Vincent 05:52, 5 Dec 2004 (UTC)


 * Oh man. This movie ruled.  A Kung Fu musical about Our Lord and Savior Jesus The Christ saving lesbian Canadian vampires.  I mean, the only thing it was lacking were ninjas and pirates.  Heh heh. Stargoat 20:35, 6 Dec 2004 (UTC)

Waste of Time
I just watched this. I WANT MY 80 MINUTES OF LIFE BACK!! wa wa wa


 * It's all good, it's all right... everybody waste some time TONIGHT! Erikeltic (talk) 17:43, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Good Premise but Something went Wrong
And the premise sounds good. Too bad they took 3 times more money than "Clerks" and made this monstrosity. Mcpusc 07:09, 22 Jan 2005 (UTC)
 * It wasn't really 3 times the budget of Clerks. That film was shot for around 28,000 USD, sure, but by the time it got through post-production it ended up costing well over $200,000 USD.  Since this film cost a total of $100,000 Canadian--with 8 years of inflation separating the two films--you could basically say this cost a THIRD of what Clerks did.  God, I just realized I'm responding to a comment posted nearly a year ago.

For the record, they DELIBERATELY set out to make a bad B-movie, complete with jive hackneyed dialogue, Mexican wrestlers, B-movie Russ Meyer fake lesbian titillation, and inappropriate musical numbers. If you look at it through that angle, the movie is genius.

Unfortuantly, most people can't understand or comprehend the tongue-in-cheek way this film was made, and therefore can't understand how such a horrible movie is actually kick ass. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.11.215.101 (talk) 18:57, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

This was the worst movie ever made. The 100,000 dollars was actually spent on cocaine and cocaine accessories. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 99.236.29.5 (talk) 17:49, 23 October 2009 (UTC)

What about DVD?
Does the DVD contain a director's commentary?

At least Pi had a director's commentary.


 * Yes. That's where the 100000CAD figure comes from, I believe. --Ted 01:28, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

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Sean Secor is not a really in this movie
Sean Secor is not in this movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/fullcredits#cast

Phil Caracas	 ... Jesus Christ Murielle Varhelyi	 ... Maxine Schreck Ian Driscoll	 ... Johnny Golgotha Jeff Moffet	 ... Santo Enmascarado de Plata Josh Grace	 ... Dr. Pretorious Jason McMaster	 ... Atheist 1

Johnny Vegas	 ... Himself rest of cast listed alphabetically: Thetis Bernard	 ... Lesbian Vampire Hottie #3 Christopher R. Bugg	 ... Atheist #1 Mark Cayer	 ... Worshipper Marc Charron	 ... The cop Olga Chrzanowska	 ... Worshipper Graham Collins	 ... Store Clerk Christine Demarbre	 ... The screaming lesbian Eric Demarbre	 ... Hockey Jersey Atheist Tim Devries	 ... Father Eustace Rayna Farr-Dutchin	 ... The little blind girl Miles Finlayson	 ... Atheist Ivan Freud	 ... Narrator Mike Funk	 ... Danny Sabbath Alex Godin	 ... Father Avellino Stephanie Halin	 ... Lesbian Vampire Stu Hutchings	 ... Danny Sabbath's bodyguard Glen Jones	 ... Father Alban

Claudia Jurt	 ... Misty Winters Tracy Lance	 ... Gloria Oddbottom Yves Macra	 ... The limo driver Maria Moulton	 ... Mary Magnum Ean Murphy	 ... Female Lead Atheist Erica Murton	 ... Maggie Karm Parker	 ... Atheist #6 Shelly Pederson	 ... Woman blessed on the beach Mark Pollesel	 ... Dancer Elinor Quesnel	 ... Praetorius' patient #1/Wrestling girl #1 Ranita Raggo	 ... The Straight Shooters Waitress Nancy Riehle	 ... Pedestrian, Nurse, Atheist, voice of Atheist Woman, Cadaver #2, Wresting Girl Lucky Ron	 ... Blind Jimmy Leper Jose Sanchez	 ... The Transvestite Steve Sauve	 ... Pedestrian, Homeless Person Casey Tourangeau	 ... Singer, Musical Scene Xcrunner5k 20:26, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
 * And Nicholas Edwards is not credited there, but he is credited in the article.

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