Talk:Kimbo Slice

112-6 street fight record
He only lost 6 street fights. Ox Johnson NYC, Mike Davis Fla, Bill the hammer California, Mexican Mike Texas, Jack Cooper Florida, and Wildman rogers Chicago.

Kimbo Slice in Candian Prison
I was approximately 8 years old in an Canadian prison. I spent most my time unconscious ie. possessed. Possession is something my and my mother are very used to since my older brother is an Carrier and possess his victims usually reseeding them into low power serial killer versions of himself. Of course himself, like all Carriers, is a bacteria and the original carrier people take a backseat to the bacteria which is accomplished by infecting specific parts of the brain with a partially-tame bacteria (all carriers use the same bacteria for this purpose), which allows the bacteria full control over the body, brain and supplies a mind which is allergic to cannabis which is the human mind because it is incompatible with the specialized "carriers' super-minds". Anyway, that is how I survived intense lock down at such a young age. Anyway, enough about Carriers, I had other problems in prison and luckily I had Kimbo Slice (the ONLY other completely sane person I laid eyes on the entire time) there to protect me and eventually with him I got free. Although my mother did not know who I was, she let me live in her extra bedroom (my bedroom, duh!) I would have in turn freed him but I was attacked on my release and lost my memory of being in prison until I saw Kimbo Slice on youtube and looked up, out of curiousity, if he had spent any time in prison. While I was in prison i was the only person Kimbo would let shower. He was always first in the shower and soaping himself up all slippery. The first time I woke up in the shower next to him I knew something was wrong, so I decided to make myself useful and offered to get his back. He smiled big and leaned in I rubbed some soap on his back but I was so nervous he did a better job himself. Even now at age 39 I am not much taller than I was then but probably a hell of alot more nervous except around him. When ever people came ins the shower they usually came in a small group, Kimbo would charge at them and take them all down in one dive to the ground and pumble them not too violently but I later learned why he did that. The second time I woke up showering I looked around and I saw Kimbo again, this time I decided anybody who he attacks i an going to attack with him. Then a crowed came him, Kimbo charged and took them all to the ground and ran in there and started punching a couple of them in face, not hard as i didn't want to hurt anyone I just wanted to protect Kimbo so he would protect me if I got in to a fight. Some time later I woke up and this time it wasn't in the shower it was like I was exiting my cell. And a group of young men were sitting on a table and one of them pointed at me and I heard him say "Thats the kid who punched me in the face in the shower!" "OH Shit! I thought to myself" I then asked him if they knew the name of the backyard brawler and where I could find him. The young man pointed toward the center of the room and said "over there somewhere I think. Just have a look around over there." Another man asked me "What do you need him for?" I said "I would like to ask him if it would be alright if he let everyone shower so they don't strink. Besides nobody would want to pumble a stinky person if you had the choice." "So you want him to not pumble stinky people because they stink" he studdered quietly to himself. He pointed in the same direction, "over there maybe, maybe upstairs". I blacked out before I could see what the entire room looked liked or what was behind me. I was worried because my brother has sex with dead bodies, and if he is in my body then who knows what he would do with it. Well, I thought, he hasn't reseeded it maybe there is just no getting out of here. I only hope he lets me handle any real fights I get in to because it appears my super powers work here. I then got my vision back bit I couldn't see past the table of young men. I then accessed my bank account and pulled out $200,000 in American thousand dollar bills and handed a stack to each of the men sitting at the table. One of the men jumped up and said "Come with me, lets go find him". Next thing I new the man was standing in front of me and in front of him was an much larger dark skinned man I recognized by shear size as the man from the shower. I looked around and everyone was much taller than me and Kimbo was much taller than them. But for the most part, nobody looked old enough to be in jail except Kimbo Slice and he is only 5 years older than my brother so 9 years older than me that makes in 18 or 19 years old. Hardly old enough to be in prison locked down for hours on end. The short young man then handed him his stack of money and asked if hey would hold on to it for him, I then pulled another $200,000 out of Ouijis account and said "I doubt I will need this, since I have only been awake a few minutes the entire times I have been in the shower so I guess I need nothing and I am not suffering yet, if you can get out of here take my money with you." "I can't take this out of here he said, I'll try. he turned to the the young man "You can start spending this starting right now. I can only hold it for some of the time. Let me guess, this is this little boys money uhm? Yeah, No, well, I'm not the only one he gave money to it just was in his hands and now I wish I could spend more of it but if you lose it who cares I'll be out of here soon before both of us can spend just half that many bills but there literally nothing here for me to buy. If I get caught with money everyday I may never get out of here just give it to somebody on the outside my name is "insert name here" if I get out of here and I will soon I will make sure you get your fair share just tell that to outside man or woman, maybe, huh?" "Yah right, who holds my money if they want to search my cell well I'll get, nothing I can do to stop them nobody here will hold anything for you so it is probably safe they have searched my cell more than once already no more of that for now "insert name here" your name? And whats your name son and how? I don't know I told him. "YOu dont know your name and you're just standing there with this money in your hands?" You get to spend non of this in here, if you want a snack to eat come find me and I'll let you eat it while I keep an eye an closer eye on you". "Now I got to go turn around dont look" "I said don't look" "that means stop looking at me in my, my cell man its for your... good, better... stop it" I saw him looking like he was going to lift his mattress I also looked around his cell and there was literally nowhere to hide anything. I handn't seen inside a cell my whole life it was scary looking with quite a bit of junk wrappers on a large table that was as high as my chest almost atleast thats how I remember it. I wanted to ask him his name so I could find him when I got released I was positive I would get released soon because I could use my super powers to open a portal back home. This time when the police come for me and would launch a nuclear attack on all of Canada with no injuries and no dead bodies so I could resurrect everyone intact if I thought they were safe. I would probably also get the chance to rebuild the homes bigger and cleaner and safer. I maybe se a trigger where whenever they turn on the nuclear ovens and nuclear bombs go off all over the country. If that happens I would release my gene bacteria on everyone responsible for the nuclear ovens being turned on, with fair warning and a large cash reward for refusing to turn the oven on and an even larger incentive for turning in the persons information who is hiring to turn nuclear ovens on. I am sick of the snow and rain and cold and fake whether, next I could work on the train horns and the thunderclouds and poor atmosphere because if the gas in the train horn. Maybe put genes on trains so that their horns cannot got off and they just teleport to their destination with needed supplies automatically all gene provided everything instantaneous. Maybe give the microwave ovens the genes to never turn on and to fire everybody working with them, and give them all the bosses serious penalties. When I learned Kinmbo was in an Canadian prison and people were calling him the backyard brawler I slowly remembered how kind he was to me during the unsafety of some prison shower full of rapists atleast any time I was n control of my body. After I had asked him to allow the inmates to shower because its not fair that they have to stink besides it is not safe to keep pumbling everyone who comes in the shower. I know it is the only safe place where you can pick a fight with someone and rest assured its not a serial killer. Then one day a woke up and once again I am in the shower and Kimbo is there and there is a crowed and everyone is showing. I am happy because he listened to me and let everyone shower. How is this going to go bad for me? Well, next thing I know a dude drops his soap and is about to bend over and pick it up. I stopped him right away, I'll do it I said. I bent over and picked up his soap for him. Some maniac came running at me out of nowhere and threw me up against the wall. I was only thinking of what I was going to do to him as soon as i cleared my mind. Kimbo grabs him by his elbow and gives him a look. The maniac attempts to plea that I picked up the soap so he is entitled to rape me. He attempts to move real fast in my direction and I am face against the wall watching behind me with a simple plan of gouge his eyes out draw my gun and shoot him. But before that happens Kimbo grabs the guy and throws him to the far left wall so hard he hits and falls to the ground unconscious I never seen anything move so fast before that. I then drew my gun and shot him in the stomache 4 times I then lined up all the rapists in an straight line then I removed the rapists from the line that I did not need to worry about, and executed the ones I did need to worry about which is a total of 6 out of 10 people were rapists I needed to worry about. Then wake up and I am getting released from the prison but I have no idea where I am, not what city, not what jail, and I have no memory of the ride in. I just knew I knew something about where I was when I was on my way there, but now I knew nothing about how I got there. I then filled with rage and looked back the police planning an sudden attack on them. They are much larger than i am but I will try and punch this one in the face. I then started in the direction back in the prison toward the guard. "Stop right there" he yelled "or I'll close the door and you'll be stuck out here for who knows how long. Without my help. "Did he know I was going to attack?" Let me try again, another guard will soon come through the door and help me. I then took another step toward the guard. He gripped the door and took a step back and yelled "Stop!" "Don't take another step toward me or I won't give you a ride home. Do you remember where you live? "Abbotsford" that is far from here, if I ride with the lights on down the highway I can make it there and back in hour. My dad drives from his house there in less than an hour. "Alright, can we give your dad a call and he can come pick you up, he must be close by." "Whenever my dad drops me off he makes me forget my mother and I scream and refuse to live with some stranger then I get forced in to the house and I feel like my family doesn't want me because my brother is serial killing bacterial stranger of the family who kills his father atleast twice since the time I remember, my mother I have no idea who or what that is, my dad is the only thing I remember and he just leaves me at some strangers house, and I have been possessed by atleast 3 different people I know of in my life and all three of them told me I am difficult to keep down. "You have to swallow hard", says Charise stretching his is neck and rubbing his throat and repeating emphasized "swallow hard and keep swallowing hard and down!" My carrier brother is the only one with the super powers needed--to know I was missing but he is not tame enough to get me out of prison instead he would keep swallowing right up until x years in prison and 2-10 years in the electric chair only to give me my body back when after the executioner blinds me like he does all chair survivors luckily I am friends with his Canadian friends and he remembers his friends' daughters name and what city she lives in (because that is all of the family I can remember).

We need a better picture of Kimbo
The current picture has Kimbo a little far away, and doesn't really focus on him. I suggest something like this:

https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201657/rs_634x1024-160607051113-634.Kimbo-Slice-JR-060716.jpg?fit=around%7C634:1024&output-quality=90&crop=634:1024;center,top Trozenator (talk) 05:35, 20 August 2022 (UTC)