Talk:Middle Earth/Shelob

it is entirely unreasonable to assert here that this is a good nickname for Condoleeza Rice? I've always thought of Bush as Gollum...

Not unreasonable at all. I've always thought of Clinton as Priapus.

Fair enough, as there's apparently no sex in Middle Earth.

Al Gore as Saruman? Nader as Treebeard?

The possibilities are endless...