Talk:Mr. Gum

You're a bad man Mr. Gum!
This book is about an evil man known as Mr. Gum, a girl called Jammy Grammy Lammy F'Huppa F'Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C'Yepp Nermonica Le Straypeck De Grespin De Crespin De Sespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir, but her friends call her Polly, an old man called Friday O'Leary, an evil butcher called Billy William The Third, a sweetshop owner called Mrs. Lovely, a fat man called Jonathan Ripples, a launderette owner called Martin Launderette, a little girl called Peter and her dad called Nancy, Beany McLeany, who likes things that ryme, an woman called Old Granny, David Casserole the town mayor, and a big massive whopper of a dog called Jakey. The plot is Mr. Gum being lazy, but he's threatened to keep his garden the prettiest, greeniest, floweriest, gardeniest garden in all of Lamonic Bibber by a fairy in his bath-tub. Then Jakey moves into town and mucks it up, and Mr. Gum plans to poison him. Polly here's this plan and tries to stop Mr. Gum. She meets and teams up with Friday O'Leary. Polly and Friday get to Mr. Gum's house and find Jakey is choking on some rotten cow hearts. Polly gives Jakey some magic chocolate shaped like a dolphin. As soon as it touches his tounge, it turns real. He then feels better than ever. The Spirit Of The Rainbow appears and Mr. Gum is so cowardly that he jumps over the fence and runs away. The town celebrate there heroes. Friday asks Mrs. Lovely to marry him and she says yes. The book is written by Andy Stanton and illustrated by David Tazzyman. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 90.198.196.91 (talk) 11:03, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Hello, IP. This page is not a forum for general discussion about Mr. Gum (or a place to add facts related to Mr. Gum). Ciaran UK rush  jump 06:11, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

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